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The Puny Wars, also known as the Pwnic Wars, were a series of conflicts beginning circa 264 BCE, between the ancient cities of Rome, Carthage, and Des Moines, Iowa. Since then there have been over 347 separate Puny Wars, the last one as recently as April 2003, between Des Moines and pop singer Britney Spears.

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  • The Puny Wars, also known as the Pwnic Wars, were a series of conflicts beginning circa 264 BCE, between the ancient cities of Rome, Carthage, and Des Moines, Iowa. Since then there have been over 347 separate Puny Wars, the last one as recently as April 2003, between Des Moines and pop singer Britney Spears.
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  • The Puny Wars, also known as the Pwnic Wars, were a series of conflicts beginning circa 264 BCE, between the ancient cities of Rome, Carthage, and Des Moines, Iowa. Since then there have been over 347 separate Puny Wars, the last one as recently as April 2003, between Des Moines and pop singer Britney Spears. The unprecedented length and persistence of the conflict, as well as its name, stemm from the fact that the wars have all been fought almost entirely by midgets, with occasional mercenary assistance from friendly dwarves and several people who are just really, really short. In the early years of the conflict, the diminutive size of the combatants made it difficult for spear-throwers and archers to hit them, resulting in an unusually low casualty rate, even by modern video game standards. In recent years, however, the midgets' size advantage has largely been negated by the use of carpet bombing.
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