A Jesus Raptor looks a lot like a giant velociraptor with a beard and a halo. A Jesus Raptor can be immediately identified by the fact that it makes facial hair work. Any sighting of a Jesus Raptor should be reported directly to the Pope in person and as quickly as possible. If the Pope is not nearby when you see the Jesus Raptor it is recommended that you run like hell.
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