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| - Vangar the Spatula Constructor is one of the warriors in the world of Pirate S.T.C.. Vangar is completely bizarre in appearance; one of his arms is missing, although the whole bone still protrudes from the stump. The other arm is encased in a rubber glove and the hand holds a wooden spoon. The rotund fighter sports ill-fitting, garish clothes as well as a socks-sandal combination. To top off the look, Vangar wears a Viking helmet. Sackhead and Flame choose Vangar as their opponent, disregarding Kebabvan, Max Ear Wax, Roboniknak, Bullfrog and Bonka. During the fight, Vangar leaps straight into battle by kicking away the space hopper of Flame. He then kicks away Sackhead (who just offered him a chip) and continues to go completely berserk, accidentally taking out all his warrior comrades. Completely exhausted, Vangar is vulnerable when Sackhead kicks the space hopper of Flame into Vangar's head. Sackhead then activates his jet boots, pulls of Vangar's rubber glove and shoves it over Vangar's head, rendering him unable to fight. When Y Not Y-Front Man is spat out into battle, Vangar is too busy wanting his mummy (still with the glove over his head) and does not continue the battle with the other couch potatoes.
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