| Contents
| - :Lois: I don't want Stewie in that school anymore. It seems like it's really gone downhill.
:Stewie: She's not wrong to worry. There's a sign in the bathroom that says "If it's brown, let it mellow." Sometimes it crests the toilet lid.
----
:Cleveland: Oh no, it's that Amazon drone! Try to ignore it.
:[A talking Amazon drone flies over Cleveland and follows him]
:Drone: Hey, Cleveland, what are you doing? Taking a walk?
:Cleveland: No, I'm delivering mail.
:Drone: By foot? Yeah, that won't take too long. Well, gotta go. Gotta deliver these fat pants to your fat son.
:Cleveland: He was harsh, but not untruthful. We gotta special order Junior's pants that manufactures grill covers.
----
:Bonnie: You could always just ask Peter about it.
:Lois: No, he won't talk about anything serious, unless there's a crackling fire the punctuate uncomfortable family revelations.
:[Cutaway to Peter and Lois talking in front of a fire place]
:Lois: I didn't fall off the roof, I jumped.
:Peter: I never found you attractive, and once more, I never respected you.
:Lois: I know about Maurice.
:Peter: Which Maurice?
----
:Stewie: I'll be as popular as the first kid in school to get his driver's license.
:[Cutaway to a kid in school with a bunch of girls surrounding him]
:Girl 1: Hey, I heard you got your license. Maybe after school, you could take me to get some groceries.
:Girl 2: Yeah, or maybe you and me could hop in that car of yours and do some grocery shopping.
:Girl 3: Looks like you have a roomy backseat. I can't wait to fill that with groceries after school.
:[Stewie comes up on screen, and asides to the fourth wall]
:Stewie: Hey, it's Stewie. All I know about cars is what my mom does.
----
:[Peter opens the door and sees Gretchen again for the first time in years]
:Peter: Gretchen? Wow, you look great.
:Gretchen: Yeah, I didn't have kids.
----
:Gretchen: Well, my answer is yes, Peter. Yes, I will marry you!
:Peter: Gretchen, I am already happily ... moderately hap ... I am ... I am married.
:Gretchen: Oh, then I suppose your wife is entitled to know that you were still in love with me, just days before your wedding.
:Peter: Blackmail!
:[Cleveland shows up on screen giving Peter his mail]
:Peter: Thank you, Cleveland ... and I don't know what to call the thing you're doing to me, lady!
----
:Stewie: Please let me explain! I was just worried you wouldn't accept me because ... I'm not wealthy like you.
:Chadley: Stewie, it's not that you're poor. It's that you lied to us and you're poor.
----
:House Owner: Excuse me, is one of you Chadley? You left your wallet inside.
:Stewie: [mischievously] Chicka chicka!
:House Owner: Well, that "chicka chicka" makes me think that you're not Chadley.
:Stewie: Oh no, I "chicka chicka-d" too early!
----
:Peter: Ooh! A text! [reading text] I'm taking care of our problem. We'll be together soon. Love, Gretchen. [to Meg] Meg, you're kind of a loner psychopath. What does this mean.
:Meg: Oh, this woman is clearly a spurring lover who's planning to kill Mom.
:Peter: Ah, thank you ... Aaaaah! ... You're a good dog, Meg ... Aaaaah!
----
:[Peter and Lois make out]
:Lois: Oh, Peter.
:Peter: Now, let's get it on through a PO box.
:[Peter is seen with his body pressed against the PO box, with Lois being heard on the other side]
:Lois: Peter, this isn't working.
:Peter: Well, I'm in full go, are you sure you're in the right box?
:Lois: Yes.
:Peter: Box 528?
:Lois: Yes, 528!
:Peter: Alright, just reach in and grab it.
|
![[RDF Data]](/fct/images/sw-rdf-blue.png)