When massively large and erect human penises entered the picture, they were in fierce competition for resources with warlike bands of proto-monkey rapists that wandered the earth in search of Homo sapien vaginas. It's been theorized that is gay and that racist impulses in skinny white guys developed when these ancient conflicts with other species instilled a fear of large, dark skinned hominids making rap videos and stealing their women.
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