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| - :Stan: You paid? You said you were going to the bathroom.
:Francine: I did both.
:Stan: Well, you can just do it all, can't you?
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:Stan: Here's your allowance, champ!
:Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks.
:Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
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:Dick: Your very manhood is at stake! Your very manhood is at stake! Your very...
:Stan: Alright, we're not going to carpool any more.
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:Man: You are all going to live...
:[The family cheers]
:Man: ... for 24 more hours. Which is just enough time for you to learn not to interrupt someone when they're talking.
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:Stan: What I'm saying is, you're fired.
:[Donald Trump appears and demands Stan to pay for the use of the phrase]
:Stan: Oh, for God's sake, somebody pay Mr. Trump.
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:Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump. You don't own that.
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:Alan Greenspan: Fannie Mae!
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:Stan: This is not soup.
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:Hayley: Mom, Steve just infected me!
:Stan: Nobody likes a snitch, Hayley.
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