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| - :Peter: [To Brian] Hey, congratulations, buddy. You know, you're a lucky guy. The only thing I ever won was an extra day of summer.
:[Cutaway]
:Lois: Okay, Peter. One more day.
:Peter: Yay!!
:[He walks outside the house then he walks back to the house with a sad look]
:Peter: I saw what I look like in a car window, and now I don't wanna go.
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:[One set of Brian and Stewie teleport into Las Vegas]
:Brian: Oh my God Stewie, it worked! We're in Vegas.
:Stewie: Yeahhh, alright! So let's hit the hospital, get checked out for teleportation cancer and then part-tyyyy!
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:[Brian and Stewie are watching the large fountains in Las Vegas]
:Stewie: You see that Brian, that's going to be our penises later, right?
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:[Peter is cut and bloody after using scissors to make a mask]
:Peter: Scissors are jerks. And I'm a' owl.
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:[A trio of Asians smoking walk by a frustrated Brian at a slot machine with more Asians smoking behind him]
:Brian: Excuse me, where can I find some smoking Asians? Oh, everywhere? Okay.
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:Unlucky Stewie: I've got a bad feeling, Brian.
:Lucky Stewie: I've got a good feeling, Brian.
:[Peter climbs a ladder toward a beehive]
:Peter: I'm gonna get me that honey.
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:[Brian and Stewie are standing on the edge of their balcony, ready to jump to commit suicide]
:Brian and Stewie: 1...2...3!
:[Brian jumps but Stewie doesn't]
:Stewie: I'm sorry I can't, I want to live! I didn't really think we were going to do it!
:Brian: [falling] You dick!
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:[The unlucky Brian and Stewie are in their dilapidated third rate hotel. Stewie looks at a brochure]
:Stewie: Well, the porn's free and they have a continental breakfast! [reads it again]'' Oh wait, the continent's Africa.
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