Two Astronauts, Mitch and Tex, land on a planet that they believe is Altair IV. However, the environment seems very much like Texas. They meet a couple of cowboy-types who are clearly alien by their appearance and they talk for a while. After the astronauts head back to their craft, it is revealed that this is indeed Texas, and that they've travelled 50 years into the future. Germ warfare has transformed all humans into mindless zombies, and these aliens ride them instead of horses..
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| - Two Astronauts, Mitch and Tex, land on a planet that they believe is Altair IV. However, the environment seems very much like Texas. They meet a couple of cowboy-types who are clearly alien by their appearance and they talk for a while. After the astronauts head back to their craft, it is revealed that this is indeed Texas, and that they've travelled 50 years into the future. Germ warfare has transformed all humans into mindless zombies, and these aliens ride them instead of horses..
- A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married." "Wow! That’s a great idea!!" he exclaims.
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| - A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married." "Wow! That’s a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.
- Two Astronauts, Mitch and Tex, land on a planet that they believe is Altair IV. However, the environment seems very much like Texas. They meet a couple of cowboy-types who are clearly alien by their appearance and they talk for a while. After the astronauts head back to their craft, it is revealed that this is indeed Texas, and that they've travelled 50 years into the future. Germ warfare has transformed all humans into mindless zombies, and these aliens ride them instead of horses..
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