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The story begins with Homer and Marge driving to Spingefield Elementary for their annual Christmas show when they crash their car, which bursts into flames. At the show, they see a girl giving a report on Santa whipping German children, Ralph Wiggum performing "Ice Ice Baby" and Lisa doing a naked tribal dance, which gets some attention from Chris Hansen. Finally, Principal Skinner presents the fifth graders putting a dick in his ass, which elicits a complaint from Helen Lovejoy.

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  • Hungmer Entertains Little Kiddies
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  • The story begins with Homer and Marge driving to Spingefield Elementary for their annual Christmas show when they crash their car, which bursts into flames. At the show, they see a girl giving a report on Santa whipping German children, Ralph Wiggum performing "Ice Ice Baby" and Lisa doing a naked tribal dance, which gets some attention from Chris Hansen. Finally, Principal Skinner presents the fifth graders putting a dick in his ass, which elicits a complaint from Helen Lovejoy.
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  • The story begins with Homer and Marge driving to Spingefield Elementary for their annual Christmas show when they crash their car, which bursts into flames. At the show, they see a girl giving a report on Santa whipping German children, Ralph Wiggum performing "Ice Ice Baby" and Lisa doing a naked tribal dance, which gets some attention from Chris Hansen. Finally, Principal Skinner presents the fifth graders putting a dick in his ass, which elicits a complaint from Helen Lovejoy. At home, Marge writes her letter to Santa, saying that Bart was run over and got a new Bart named Bart II, whille Grampa died. The kids show their mother their letters: Lisa wants a tattoo, which she had been wanting for the last three days, while Bart wants a pony, being a Brony. Ned Flanders, in the meantime, is setting up his gay Christmas decorations outside, but the overdone lights cause the entire city to go into a blackout (which garners a "Ha-Ha!" from Nelson). The next day, Marge and the kids go Christmas shopping (with the money she kept hidden in her vagina), but Bart gets a blowjob and they have to spend all the money to pay for Bart to have his dick removed. Homer is angry that Bart for causing their financial woes, calling him a "stupid goddamn sluls" and tries to get some extra cash by becoming a mall Santa, lying to the store manager about getting along well with children (he previously had his children suck his testicles on one occaision). While training for his job, Homer punches his teacher's head off for calling him "Tubby". After his job is complete, Homer is dissapointed to find that his cash will be paid in buttsex ("13 fucks!?"). Depressed, Homer takes Bart to the dog track and tells him to wait to their dog finishes. One eternity later, Homer and Bart, now skeletons, decide to go home.
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