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The flag of Dordrecht.

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  • Dordrecht
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  • Dordrecht
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  • The flag of Dordrecht.
  • The elementary schools in Dordrecht are crap. Moving on: There are some high schools in Dordrecht, and they can be categorized as follows: 90% of Dordrecht's non-white teenagers go to the "Dalton college", which was named after the Dalton brothers from the comic "Lucky Luke", because like the Dalton brothers, all of the Dalton college's students are criminals, social outcasts, and, of course- dumb. And then there is the "Insula college". A tad better than the Dalton college, it still is a school for retarded students. Insula is Latin for island- this of course meaning that the "special" Insula students should be isolated from the rest of the world, for their sake- and the world's.
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  • The elementary schools in Dordrecht are crap. Moving on: There are some high schools in Dordrecht, and they can be categorized as follows: 90% of Dordrecht's non-white teenagers go to the "Dalton college", which was named after the Dalton brothers from the comic "Lucky Luke", because like the Dalton brothers, all of the Dalton college's students are criminals, social outcasts, and, of course- dumb. And then there is the "Insula college". A tad better than the Dalton college, it still is a school for retarded students. Insula is Latin for island- this of course meaning that the "special" Insula students should be isolated from the rest of the world, for their sake- and the world's. The smartest and the craziest of the lot are sent to some sort of teenager asylum called the Johan de Witt-Gymnasium, on which some of the most awesome people of this world are being trained in their awesomeness. strangely, the smarter/awesome/crazy the student is, the slimmer is his chance on completing the school. people here have been spotted listening death metal while wearing a suit, dragging a suitcase about the place, and having electric hair.
  • The flag of Dordrecht.
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