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In 1989, President George H. W. Bush began the first of many surgical strikes in this war, beginning with the No Pot in Public Act which had far reaching reprocussions. It was this act that convinced the American public that we would never become like Amsterdam, with its weed-themed cafes devoted to "taking it easy one hit at a time".

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  • In 1989, President George H. W. Bush began the first of many surgical strikes in this war, beginning with the No Pot in Public Act which had far reaching reprocussions. It was this act that convinced the American public that we would never become like Amsterdam, with its weed-themed cafes devoted to "taking it easy one hit at a time".
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  • In 1989, President George H. W. Bush began the first of many surgical strikes in this war, beginning with the No Pot in Public Act which had far reaching reprocussions. It was this act that convinced the American public that we would never become like Amsterdam, with its weed-themed cafes devoted to "taking it easy one hit at a time". Outraged the suddenly sober public tried to stage a coup George H. W. Bush avoided this by giving every citizen north of the Mason Dixie Line a McDonald's coupon for free small fries. Some citizens demanded reruns of the popular show Good Times to be played 24/7 but the president said "That's pushing it folks." As a result a rerun of the show hasn't been aired in ten long years. To cut down on drug use in the upper-middle class, the president made an official decree that every American that buys so much as a nickel bag of coke is now a Communist bastard and deserves to burn in their red hell. The people responded with initial outrage and college videos of George W. Bush snorting a few kilos and hitting on crazy liberal chicks. The war was finally made personal when the president declared the war on drugs. The United Nations did not approve of the president's actions but it's now known they were bribed with "special" brownies and the false promise of airing translated episodes of The Young and the Restless in French and German. However today episodes can be found only in Greek .
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