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| - "Mmmmfff." Once again, the story opens on the two young heroes, Kachihi Amagase and Fumiko Orikasa, sleeping away as the morning sun creeps in. Fumiko seemed to be dreaming about food however, as his arms were wrapped tightly around Kachihi, nibbling on the boy's ear. "Ungh..." Kachihi Amagase growled, as he tossed and turned. What had been revealed yesterday still freaked him out. Really, his mother...was a dude. It couldn't more 'what the hell' inducing than that. As he grumbled, he slowly got out of bed, gently pushing Fumiko down as he scratched his head. "...Dammit. Why the hell can't I get over that?" That was all he could think of. Mother's Day would be so damn awkward. Fumiko was abruptly awoken as Kachihi's vanilla-flavoured skin was removed from his mouth. He rubbed his eyes. "G'mornin' Kachihi..." He yawned. 'Where'd the ice cream go?" Wait. Wait, what? Kachihi was stunned. "...What?" Then, it occured to him. "Oh, crap. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." The emotions he expierenced were a mix of why couldn't he remember it and why did it happen? "...Dammit!" Fumiko placed his lips to Kachihi's and plugged his nose, kissing him furiously until the lack of air made him limp and then Fumiko released him. "Calm down, calm down, it's too early in the morning to have a panic attack." He smiled. "Last night, we finally did it. Shouldn't that make you rather pleased instead of freaked?" "Well, I guess so..." Kachihi mumbled, as he continued to scratch his head. "...First thing's first. We need to find out where those monsters came from." Fumiko frowned. "Really? We have to go hunt now? I was kind of hoping for round two..." Kachihi's eyes widened and his irises shrunk, responding with a blank look, "...Let's just go. We shall discuss this later." Fumiko's face reddened despite the smirk. "Implying there is a next time, excellent!" His tongue grazed Kachihi's cheek before he stood up, sliding into a kimono. "So, any idea how we'll be hunting?" Kachihi scratched his head in confusion. As one could tell, he was confused a lot; not too bright, that Kachihi Amagase. "...I have no idea. Maybe ask around? I mean, it's worked before." "Oh yeah, that'll be a kick." Fumiko replied, checking himself out in the mirror. "'Hello, sir, have you been setting anything mad and draconian loose around our property lately'?" "...This plan is utterly flawless. Do NOT question me." Kachihi retorted, as he threw his regular clothes on in a hurry. "Now, to start." Just goes to show that somebody can do anything ridiculous as long as its a benefit in the end. Fumiko sighed. "If this plan fails, I'm on top next time." His voice was teasing, yet warning as well. "Whatever." Kachihi sneered, as he walked down the stairs, only to notice Gai Nagareboshi flat on his face. Yuuki had probably done something. Kachihi's eyes widened and his irises shrunk, as he began to feel horribly sick. Fumiko looked at Gai. "Oh dear...hmmm..." He looked like he was thinking. "Should we get him up?" Gai growled, as he weakly stood up, clutching his rear end as if in serious pain. "Ow..." Plastered upon his face was a look of serious pain, as he grumbled, "You won't believe that Yuuki is rather big." The Mototsu-Seishin gazed quickly at Kachihi, before stumbling over to the breakfast table. He didn't want to start up an argument with Fumiko today- he just wanted to shovel his food in and get away from Yuuki as fast as he could. Kachihi's eyes widened and his irises shrunk- it turned out that he would do that alarmingly often over the course of his adventure. The words 'Yuuki' and 'big' had never been used in the same sentance before; and the images that brewed inside of his mind managed to utterly terrify him beyond belief- to the point of causing Kachihi Amagase to assume a fetal position and rock back and forth. "Kachihi isn't exactly small either." Fumiko told him, reaching into the fridge for the leftover pot of stew from yesterday. He ladeled some into a bowl for each of them, and re-heated them. "Is Yuuki-san awake? Should I get her to come down?" Now he was just messing with Gai. Gai growled, as he sat at the table, exhausted. "Dammit. Do you know how hard it is to even stabilize this body of mine? If I were...a less nicer person, I would rage at you." Keeping his body stabilized without the need to possess another was a difficult task; even though that devil woman told him that eventually he would be able to keep his body in the physical plane for eternity, he was starting to doubt her words. "You're getting sex." Fumiko said as if that solved everything, completely disregarding the "stabilize this body of mine" remark. "Why in Hell's name are you bitching? I didn't even know what I was really missing out on until last night, and I enjoyed it." "...Damn kids and their over-eager ness." Gai scowled, as he started to dig in. Meanwhile, Yuuki had just woken up, visibly exhausted. Bags were under his eyes, and he clutched his head. "G-Good mornin'." Gai visibly grimaced. "Good morning "mother"." Fumiko flashed Yuuki a knowing smile, as if encouraging his behaviour. "What'll you take this morning?" Yuuki stumbled onto the table, as he grumbled for a brief moment, immediately regaining his composure. "...Um, what is there?" His polite smile shone through, which caused Gai to inch back slightly. "Stew from yesterday." Fumiko replied, ladling some into a bowl. "It's still great, so enjoy." He placed the bowl in front of Yuuki. "Oh, Yuuki-san. Kachihi and I will be heading out for a bit. We want to investigate the demons who attacked yesterday, so we're going out on a nice little search. You don't mind if we're gone for awhile do you? You'll have the place all to yourself." When he added the last remark, his eyes swiveled to Gai, and the smirk in them was evident. Fumiko was truly vindictive. Yuuki became entranced by Gai's appearance, quickly shuffling closer. Gai continued to inch back, picking up the pace before descending into a full out sprint to evade Yuuki. "D-Don't leave me here...!" Kachihi remained silent, as he began to walk out the door. "Weeeell, I'd invite you," Fumiko said, drawing it out. "But that would be rude to Yuuki-san, to leave her all alone. You wouldn't wanna be a meanie, would you Mr. Mom?" He jabbed a finger at Gai's chest. "Feel free to come along if you want though, I won't stop you." Gai clicked his tongue in irritation. "...Tch." Scratching the back of his head, he uttered under his breath, "...Well, I guess I have no choice." In an instant, the Mototsu-Seishin hybrid's body broke down into reishi particles, transfiguring into a floating orb, the representation of his soul. Quickly, the orb shot into Yuuki's body, causing his eyes to change colour as he stood up, wandering over the two. It felt like Yuuki Kaburagi had left and another had taken possession. Kachihi was just as surprised as everyone else. "H-How did he...?" He stammered. "Possession..." Fumiko murmured, leaning in toward's Yuuki's face. He licked his cheek, curious. "Scary. Didn't know you had an ability like that, Gai." 'Yuuki' scowled at the youth as he responded, "...Tch. You think I like doing this? Damn painful, that's what it is." He then focused upon what was at hand. "...Let's go." "Oh? You're not gonna have fun in that body?" Fumiko asked curiously. He sounded as if Gai was being foolish. "I know where she keeps her vibrators..." Such a statement caused Gai to visibly shrink back, as he uttered, "...What the hell? Why the hell would you know such a thing, you perverted kid..." This body felt eerily similar to his regular one; perhaps due to both Gai and Yuuki's status as 'traps'. "Well, either way, enough dicking around, it's time to get started." Fumiko cracked his knuckles. "But we're not conducting interviews, seriously, are we spiritual beings or not? Let's take a stroll out to the yard that Gai destroyed, I have an idea." Gai crossed his arms in not-so-deep thought. "Alright, then. You lead the way." The real reason for Gai's going with the flow was that he was too lazy to think for himself. Fumiko led them all outside, and he placed a hand in the air. It began to glow white and he moved it around like a metal detector. "All I am picking up is Gai's energy. You really did a number on this place, your energy is splattered around here like bodily emissions on a face." Gai's eyes widened and his irises shrunk visibly. "...Guh. Did you really need to say that? Ugh, don't give me flashbacks which I don't want." Unplesant memories flooded back, as he visibly cringed. The energy around Fumiko's hand began to glow a deep red as he moved his hand towards a tree, one of the few remaining things standing in the yard. "You whine too much." He said, jumping up to grip the tree branch before allowing himself to fall back down. "Excellent, we have a sample." Gai didn't understand what was going on, but all he knew is that it was a good sign. The cold wind brushed up against his body; well, rather the cold wind brushed up against Yuuki's body. He felt rather cold; no, chilly. It was as if that something was about to go very wrong any minute. Even if he attempted to run, run as fast as he could, he doubted that actually running from this feeling would cause it to cease. Kachihi shrugged. He felt the same as his ...mother, which was still something he had a complex about. He realized that now they could proceed with the next stage. He turned to Fumiko, asking lightly, "...So, now what now?" "The hunt begins." Fumiko turned back, looking at them with a smirk.
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