It occurs on May 6. There are three rules to "International Beat Random People With a Metal Pipe Day": The first rule is: You do not talk about international beat random people with a metal pipe day. The second rule is: You do not talk about international beat random people with a metal pipe day. The third rule is: No pants, no toupees; we hate the bald. “This form of media; one that so endlessly strives to eliminate the greatest event known to man; does not make any fucking sense at all.” ~ The Powers At Hand on Fight Club
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