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Although he has a borderline-retarded I.Q., Todd Palin actually ran Alaska's government during the months that Sarah was governor. While sitting at the adult table at all the important meetings, he made the important decisions (as much as he was able to understand them), and was in-charge of thinking up even more important ways to shoot Alaska's wolves, systematically maim File:SquirrelBounceBall.gif or purposely embarrass the rest of Alaska's wildlife, and uproariously decimate its natural resources.

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rdfs:label	Todd Palin
rdfs:comment	Although he has a borderline-retarded I.Q., Todd Palin actually ran Alaska's government during the months that Sarah was governor. While sitting at the adult table at all the important meetings, he made the important decisions (as much as he was able to understand them), and was in-charge of thinking up even more important ways to shoot Alaska's wolves, systematically maim File:SquirrelBounceBall.gif or purposely embarrass the rest of Alaska's wildlife, and uproariously decimate its natural resources.
dcterms:subject	People with a silly name People who could benefit from getting laid more often Epic Fail Alaska Rednecks Retards Sarah Palin Palin family
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Revision	4936406(xsd:integer)
Date	2011-01-24(xsd:date)
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abstract	Although he has a borderline-retarded I.Q., Todd Palin actually ran Alaska's government during the months that Sarah was governor. While sitting at the adult table at all the important meetings, he made the important decisions (as much as he was able to understand them), and was in-charge of thinking up even more important ways to shoot Alaska's wolves, systematically maim File:SquirrelBounceBall.gif or purposely embarrass the rest of Alaska's wildlife, and uproariously decimate its natural resources. Todd sincerely believes that he will once again take over the reigns of a government and become an astronaut when his wife is elected United States President in 2016. He is determined to become the second First Lady named Todd, tying Mary Todd Lincoln for that dubious honor. Once in the White House, Todd Palin fully intends to again become the power behind the throne, and has already made arrangements with the Secret Service to sleep on a couch in a room just behind the president's toilet. The Secret Service, preparing for all possibilities, has given Todd Palin the code-name "Half-wit". Palin, on the other hand, enjoys the company of the Secret Service, and thinks they are well-dressed, although ungodly quiet and extremely nosey, maids and butlers.

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