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| - On the other hand, substances such as gold and platinum are quiite valuable on Earth but of very little value on Melmac, and are often used in plumbing fixtures.
- Een lint is het kenteken van een . Het is geborduurd in de clubkleuren van de studentenvereniging en laat eenvoudige herkenning toe op activiteiten.
- Lint! O, Glorious, frabjous lint of my pocket! How I despise it. Many are thy fibers, or fibres if thou prefer. As if I care. Others ignore you, but I am loyal and true. I knoweth thy moods, and what thy favorite flavor of gumdrop is. Have you tried 'my-fist-to-your-teeth' flavor? Can I have your lint, good sir? I'll gladly pay. Er, sorry 'bout that, "madam." Thimbles and hair clogs, staples and fat hogs! None of them compare to lint (in terms of linty-ness). Or in terms of suckitude. I'd rather set my toes on fire than see or touch another bit of lint. Enough. Image:Insanestamp.png
- Lint, not to be confused with the sacred holiday of the Christians in which they set fire to a rabbit encased in a large 3 dimensional Jewish star whilst belly dancers and indigineous musicians begin to play the macarena, no, that would be a very stupid misunderstanding, lint is a magical and all-knowing substance that grows between human apendages. Lint itself has many useful properties, such as clogging a drain, forcing a homeowner to vacuum, and, keeping that thing between your toes warm.
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| - Lint, not to be confused with the sacred holiday of the Christians in which they set fire to a rabbit encased in a large 3 dimensional Jewish star whilst belly dancers and indigineous musicians begin to play the macarena, no, that would be a very stupid misunderstanding, lint is a magical and all-knowing substance that grows between human apendages. Lint itself has many useful properties, such as clogging a drain, forcing a homeowner to vacuum, and, keeping that thing between your toes warm. There is speculation as to whether lint has true intelligence as it always seems to hide itself in the last place you look for it. Of course, many scientific minds have pondered and investigated this possibility - all of which have failed because: A) lint is in fact more intelligent than even the greatest human minds can contemplate or B)They were drunk It is needless to say that through the investigations, many experiments have been performed on lint, some would argue that these experiments are unethical. Hence the creation of PETL, People for the Ethical Treatment of Lint.
- On the other hand, substances such as gold and platinum are quiite valuable on Earth but of very little value on Melmac, and are often used in plumbing fixtures.
- Een lint is het kenteken van een . Het is geborduurd in de clubkleuren van de studentenvereniging en laat eenvoudige herkenning toe op activiteiten.
- Lint! O, Glorious, frabjous lint of my pocket! How I despise it. Many are thy fibers, or fibres if thou prefer. As if I care. Others ignore you, but I am loyal and true. I knoweth thy moods, and what thy favorite flavor of gumdrop is. Have you tried 'my-fist-to-your-teeth' flavor? Can I have your lint, good sir? I'll gladly pay. Er, sorry 'bout that, "madam." Thimbles and hair clogs, staples and fat hogs! None of them compare to lint (in terms of linty-ness). Or in terms of suckitude. I'd rather set my toes on fire than see or touch another bit of lint. Whence cometh the Linty Legion? I shall present myself to their officers, and prove that I am as great an adherent of lint as ever could be found in a ditch. Yeah, I live in a ditch with this stupid lint. Can I have a sandwich? Stiff and dense from my pockets, light and warm from the dryer, dusty and musty from the old closet! It's all good lint. Enough. Image:Insanestamp.png
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