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Hi! Welcome to part one of our thirty-seven part series on how to discreetly pick your nose in public. For our first instalment, we’ll be meandering off to the local park to feed the ducks, talk to old people and while we’re there; partake in a little clandestine nasal activity.

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rdfs:comment	Hi! Welcome to part one of our thirty-seven part series on how to discreetly pick your nose in public. For our first instalment, we’ll be meandering off to the local park to feed the ducks, talk to old people and while we’re there; partake in a little clandestine nasal activity.
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abstract	Hi! Welcome to part one of our thirty-seven part series on how to discreetly pick your nose in public. For our first instalment, we’ll be meandering off to the local park to feed the ducks, talk to old people and while we’re there; partake in a little clandestine nasal activity. This isn’t just any old classroom, this is Uncyclopedia, and we’ll be teaching you through a combination of the magic of storytelling, moral lessons, helpful hints, and fabricated factoids. Sure, it’s an unpleasant topic and it’s socially acceptable to use tissues but what about the trees? Don’t you care about the environment? Even monkeys pick their nose. Anyone that hates cute little monkeys is a jerk. You’re not a jerk are you? Good. It’s now time to sit back, relax, and enjoy this informative HowTo guide. And who knows? It may one day save your life.

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