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| - Although on the surface The Cute Little Puppy's life seemed calm and not very interesting, The Cute Little Puppy's life was about to change irrevocably and forever. This point in his life was the fulcrum- the crucible against which The Cute Little Puppy would put both his mind and character to the test. This chapter in his life was most certainly harrowing like no puppy's life has been or should be. It was really exciting, and I'm not just saying that. Around this time, The Cute Little Puppy released his first album, Woof Woof Puppy Puppy Arroooo Bark Bark Ruff Ruff Woof Woof Puppy Puppy Arroooo Bark Bark Ruff Ruff Woof Woof Puppy Puppy Arroooo Bark Bark Ruff Ruff. A 63 minute album of The Cute Little Puppy barking and begging set to '50s and '60s classic rock, the album sold millions and allowed him and his newly found family to settle in to a life of comfort. Sadly, The Cute Little Puppy's second album, Woof Woof Puppy Puppy Arroooo Bark Bark Ruff Ruff Woof Woof Puppy Puppy Arroooo Bark Bark Ruff Ruff Woof Woof Puppy Puppy Arroooo Bark Bark Ruff Ruff, a 65 minute album of The Cute Little Puppy barking and whimpering to '90s and 2000s death metal didn't do as well, which just goes to show that The Cute Little Puppy's life was not all flowers and rainbows. No sir. Not at all. Not. At. All.
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