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| - usually a sign that tells you about it. Like a 'curve warning'. Or a 'right of way' sign. 'Narrow bridge'. 'Signals ahead'. 'Do not enter'. 'No passing', and many others. Crow: 'All nude girls!' Servo: 'Whites only'. [Close-up of woman driving, having difficulty with a map] Patrolman: Here's another problem on the roads that we officers face all too often... Mike: Women drivers! [everyone chuckles condescendingly] Patrolman: ...the entering car that fails to yield the right of way. [An ominous black car skids into the street, nearly hitting a car that's forced to move into another lane] Crow: The paid assassin cruising through town! Patrolman: And yet, many people who have lived through a crossing accident will say-- Servo: AAAAAH! [Mike and Crow look at Servo strangely.] Servo: That's what they say. [Frank arrives at the farm and sees Patrolman Hal] Frank: [Jokingly] I give up, officer! What's the charge? Crow [as patrolman]: Ha, ha! MANSLAUGHTER. Crow: I have a feeling one of these characters is about to see their own intestines! Engineer: Why don't they look, Ralph? Tell me, why don't they look? Tom [as Ralph]: You're deep, Ernie. Patrolman: So, if the next car I stop happens to be yours... Mike [as patrolman]: Save a place for me at your dinner table! Patrolman: ...DON'T tell me that you were speeding a little, only BREAKING the law a little... Tom: ...uh-oh... Patrolman: ...only doing something a little bit wrong, save THAT for somebody else, brother! Crow: OH, MY GOD, HE'S SNAPPED! Patrolman: Because I've seen too many "little bit" follies... Tom: He's a bad cop on the loose! Patrolman: ...and they end up a little bit DEAD! Mike: Now I'm gonna grab me a little bit of lunch!
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