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| - Rule: The housemates must draw one name out of a hat. The name they draw is the name of the cat they CAN'T nominate. Superpower Holder: No superpower due to instant eviction last week. (the housemates are sleeping peacefully) (the alarm to wake them up goes off) Cinderpelt: SHUT UP! (whacks alarm) Scarletpaw: The poor alarm! D: (whacks Cinderpelt) Cinderpelt: Hey! What was that for? Scarletpaw: You know why. Cinderpelt: Yeah, I do. Brightheart: It's so quiet! Too quiet... Shoalfoot: What ever do you mean, oh half-faced one? Brightheart: Shut up! What I mean is, by now Willowpelt would be going mental waking us up, but now she isn't here. Thrushpelt: Who's cmplaining? Not me. Sorreltail: (gets up) I could really go for some coffee. Scarletpaw: Oh, could you get me a cup of tea? And a scone please? Jayfeather: GRUMPEH GRUMP! Sorreltail: What? Jayfeather: Gumpy gump a la grump de gump? Sorreltail: What? Jayfeather: GRUMPEH! (points to picture of coffee) Sorreltail: What? o.O Darkstripe: I think he wants a cup of coffee too. Jayfeather: (nods) Sorreltail: Oh! Brightheart: I miss Willowpelt... (30 minutes later) Sorreltail: (singing) Ooooooooooh I love you my coffee, my coffee, my dear! I love you, you're tasty, you're tasty, you are! I got you tea, Scarletpaw! Scarletpaw: YAY! (drinks tea) Sorreltail: I've been waiting for this... Big Brother: All housemates to the lounge, and no coffees allowed. Sorreltail: (throws coffee at Big Brother) (bleep) YOU! I was looking forward to that coffee! (in the lounge) Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to nominate. There is no superpower this week due to Aquasplash and Willowpelt both going. Everyone: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: Anyway, with the new week comes a new rule! When you enter the chamber, you will draw a cat's name from a hat. The cat you draw is the cat you cannot nominate! Scarletpaw: D::::::: But I could draw Cinderpelt Cinderpelt: And I could draw Jayfeather! Thrushpelt: I could draw Brightheart! Sorreltail: I could draw Darkstripe! Shoalfoot: I'm hated by no one! Cinderpelt: (slaps) Shoalfoot: Okay, maybe someone. Big Brother: Everyone to the nominations room. Big Brother: Jayfeather will nominate first. (Jayfeather enters the chamber) Big Brother: (presents hat) Draw a name out! (Jayfeather does nothing) Big Brother: Oh yeah, you're blind, I forgot. Well, do you want me to do it for you? Jayfeather: (nods) Big Brother: (draws name) You can't nominate... Brightheart! Jayfeather: (wipes brow) Grump! Big Brother: Nominate now. Wait, not yet. (gets out Grump-English dictionary) Now. Jayfeather: Grumpeh de la grump grumpity grumpity grumpity grump grump grump! Big Brother: For 4 points you nominate CINDERPELT because you hate her? Jayfeather: (nods) Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Jayfeather: Grumpity grump! Grump, grump, grumpy grump! Big Brother: For one point you nominate SORRELTAIL for not making you a coffee when you asked for one? Jayfeather: (nods) Big Brother; Accepted! Table: CINDERPELT 4 SORRELTAIL 1 Brightheart 0 Darkstripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Scarletpaw 0 Shoalfoot 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Cinderpelt, to the chamber (Ciinderpelt enters) Big Brother: (offers hat) Pick a name out of the hat and pass it to me! Cinderpelt; (picks name out of hat and passes it to Big Brother) Big Brother: You can't nominate.. Jayfeather! Cinderpelt: (falls to knees) NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Crap, now I can't get up! Little help? Big Brother: No, you have to nominate on the floor. Cinderpelt: (bleep) you. Big Brother: (laughs) I love this job! It's much better than the one I have at NightClan! Nominate now, Cinderpelt: For 3 points I nominate SCARLETPAW because I hate her the second most! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points. Cinderpelt: And 2 to her little sidekick SHOALFOOT. Big Brother: Accepted. Cinderpelt: Good. NOW (bleep)ING HELP ME UP!!!!!!! Big Brother: Okay, okay! (picks Cinderpelt up) Cinderpelt: Thankyou! (goes to leave) Big Brother: Oh Cinderpelt? Cinderpelt: Yes? Big Brother: I fogot something. Cinderpelt: What? Big Brother: (farts in her face) There you go! Cinderpelt: EEEEEEEEEEW! (runs out of room) Table: CINDERPELT 4 SCARLETPAW 3 SHOALFOOT 2 Sorreltail 1 Brightheart 0 Darkstripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Brightheart, to the chamber (Brightheart enters) Big Brother: Draw a name out of the hat and pass it to me. Brightheart: (draws a name out of the hat and passes it to Big Brother) Big Brother: You can't nominate... Shoalfoot! Brightheart: Oh, thank StarClan... Big Brother: Nominate now. Brightheart: For 4 points I nominate THRUSHPELT because I hate him! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Brightheart: For one point I nominate DARKSTRIPE because he's all Dark and stripey and just mysterious. Big Brpther: That is to be expected, his name is Darkstripe, after all. Brightheart: JUST ACCEPT IT! Big Brother: Okay, okay. Table: CINDERPELT 4 THRUSHPELT 4 SCARLETPAW 3 Shoalfoot 2 Darkstripe 1 Sorreltail 1 Brightheart 0 Jayfeather 0 Big Brother: Sorreltail, to the chamber (Sorreltail enters) Big Brother: Pick a name out of the hat and pass it to me! Sorreltail: Not Darkstripe, not Darkstripe! (picks name and gives it to Big Brother) Big Brother: It's Scarletpaw! Sorreltail: WOOOOOOOOOO! Big Brother: Nominate now. Sorreltail: 4 to DARKSTRIPE! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Sorreltail: It goes to Brightheart, because she's too quiet. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: DARKSTRIPE 5 CINDERPELT 4 THRUSHPELT 4 Scarletpaw 3 Shoalfoot 2 Brightheart 1 Sorreltail 1 Jayfeather 0 Big Brother: Darkstripe, to the chamber (Darkstripe enters) Big Brother: Pick a name out of the hat and pass it to me. (Darkstripe picks a name out of the har and passes it to Big Brother) Big Brother: You can't nominate Sorreltail! Darkstripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- (deep breath) -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: This is why I made this rule. Nominate now. Darkstripe: 3 points to CINDERPELT because she seems to be liked by Sorreltail. Big Brother: Accepted, even though that's harsh. You have 2 points left. Darkstripe: 2 to SCARLETPAW because I don't think it's fair that she was allowed back in. Big Brother: Dude, it was unfair that she was eliminated like that! Nomination declined! Darkstripe: FINE! 2 TO SCARLETPAW BECAUSE SHE DRANK ALL MY ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA! Big Brother: Much better! Table: CINDERPELT 7 DARKSTRIPE 5 SCARLETPAW 5 Thrushpelt 4 Shoalfoot 2 Brightheart 1 Sorreltail 1 Jayfeather 0 Big Brother: Scarletpaw, to the chamber (Scarletpaw enters) Big Brother: Pick a name out of the hat and pass it to me. (Scarletpaw picks a name out of the hat and passes it to Big Brother) Scarletpaw: Not Cinderpelt, not Cinderpelt! Big Brother: SUCKED IN! IT'S CINDERPELT! Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MY PLANS ARE RUINED! D: Big Brother: Nominate now. Scarletpaw: 3 points to BRIGHTHEART for being related to Cinderpelt! Big Brother: That's harsh. Scarletpaw: Do I look like I care? Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Scarletpaw: 2 to DARKSTRIPE because, when I drank all his tea, he seemed really cranky and he might nominate me. Big Brother: Accepted. Table; CINDERPELT 7 DARKSTRIPE 7 SCARLETPAW 5 Brightheart 4 Thrushpelt 4 Shoalfoot 2 Sorreltail 1 Jayfeather 0 Big Brother: Shoalfoot, to the chamber (Shoalfoot enters) Big Brother: Pick a name out of the hat and pass it to me. (Shoalfoot picks a name out of the hat and passesBr it to Big Brother) Big Brother; You can't nominate Jayfeather! Nominate now. Shoalfoot: 3 to CINDERPELT. Big Brother: Wow. Accepted. You have 2 points left. Shoalfoot: 2 to THRUSHPELT because something tells me he's a threat. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: CINDERPELT 10 DARKSTRIPE 7 THRUSHPELT 6 Scarletpaw 5 Brightheart 4 Shoalfoot 2 Sorreltail 1 Jayfeather 0 Big Brother: Finally, Thrushpelt, to the chamber. (Thrushpelt enters) Big Brother: Pick a name out of the hat and pass it to me. (Thrushpelt picks a name out of the hat and passes it to Big Brother) Big Brother: SUCKED IN! IT'S BRIGHTHEART! Thrushpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: Nominate now. Thrushpelt: 3 to CINDERPELT because she's related to Brightheart. Big Brother: Why does everyone keep doing that? Accepted. Thrushpelt: 2 to SORRELTAIL because she's a threat. Big Brother: Accepted. Nominations are over. All housemates, to the lounge. FINAL TABLE CINDERPELT 13 DARKSTRIPE 7 THRUSHPELT 6 Scarletpaw 5 Brightheart 4' Sorreltail 3 Shoalfoot 2 Jayfeather 0 (in the lounge) Big Brother: I will now reveal the cats nominated and the number of points they received. On 13 points, CINDERPELT. Cinderpelt: D:::::: Scarletpaw: REVENGE SHALL BE MINE!!!! Big Brother: On 7 points, DARKSTRIPE. Sorreltail: OMSC YES! Big Brother: And on 6 points, THRUSHPELT! Thrushpelt: Seriously? What is this, the fifth time now? Brightheart: Fourth. (Everyone looks at Brightheart) Brightheart: What? I keep count! Big Brother: Cinderpelt, Darkstripe, Thrushpelt, at the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. That is all.
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