Captain Obvious and Captain Oblivious's relationship, now permanently skewered was once fruitful and opal shaped, like an opal fruit. They used to go to the park and "Superhero-Outer-Underwear" conventions together, smiling all the while. At one particular convention however Sparkilng White Pearls Dentist Man was in attendance and eclipsed their happy grins, leaving them with nothing but a sour look on their faces. Downcast and feeling rather malicious, Captain Obvious lent Oblivious a fiver and kept reminding the forgetful captain of the debt long aftr it been paid back. This carried on until Oblivious developed IllogiAmnesia and remembered everything that had happend. Furiously demanding his money back Captain Oblivious quickly whipped off his name-bearing underpants and began to flay Ob
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