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| - Steve Ballmer was the CEO of Microsoft in the Season Seventeen episode, "A Song of Ass and Fire". Steve Ballmer is named after real life and current Microsoft CEO who is still very much alive.
- Steven Anthony "Steve" Ballmer (born March 24, 1956) has been the former chief executive officer of Microsoft Corporation since January 2000 to February, 4 2014. As of 2010, he is one of the richest people in the world with a personal wealth estimated at US$14.5 billion in 2010.
- Steve Ballmer ist der gegenwärtige Führer der Firma Microsoft. Er ist ein sehr sympathischer älterer Herr mit etwas verschrobenen Angewohnheiten. Daher wurde er auch von seinem Ziehvater Bill Gates für diese verantwortungsvolle Position eingesetzt, um dem etwas gelittenen Image der Firma Microsoft wieder zur gebührenden Vormachtstellung auf dem Markt der Betriebssysteme, der Office-Software, der Multimedia-Codecs, der Gamestations, der Computermäuse, und der Simulationsspiele zu verhelfen.
- Steven Ballmer is an American businessman and the current owner of the Los Angeles Clippers.
- Steve Anthony Francis Arthur John Stanislao Pepsi Ballmer McFarlane, per gli amici Uooooaaaaaooooaoaoa, (Da qualche parte, 24 marzo 1956) è un uomo di robusta costituzione che si è fatto da solo, fino a sostituire Bill Gates nella conduzione della Microsoft. Rappresenta perfettamente il sogno americano: arrivare al potere nonostante le proprie menomazioni psicologiche.
- The shy, retiring and softly-spoken Steven Anthony Horatio BALLmer, a.k.a. Steven Anthony Horatio “Sound of Silence” BALLmer, a.k.a. Steven Anthony Horatio “Fucking Kill you” BALLmer, a.k.a. Grandmaster Microscotch, AKA THE ASSHOLE WHO IS MAKING WINDOWS AND MICROSOFT OFFICE EXPENSIVE AS HELL, is a Homer Simpson lookalike and professional hitman for Nikita Khrushchev. Born Snorlax in Soviet Russia in 1949, Ballmer was created from genetic material extracted primarily from Khrushchev and a boar in an 1940s wartime Soviet experiment. It is from Khrushchev that Ballmer learned one of his trademark phrases, "We will bury you!" and the rest of his broken English comes from the boar.
- Steven Anthony Horatio “Fucking Kill You™” Ballmer, alias Le Grand Gourou Classieux De Chez Microsoft, est un tueur à gage démoniaque (à la solde de Nikita Khrouchtchev) ressemblant au fils caché de Homer Simpson et Peter Boyle. Né à Snorlax en Russie en 1949, Ballmer a été créé à partir de l'ADN prélevée sur le crâne Khrouchtchev et dans les peaux mortes extraites de la moustache de Staline lors d'expérimentations soviétiques des années 40 visant à créer le super soldat parfait. C'est d'ailleurs de son mentor Khrouchtchev que Ballmer a appris des phrases clefs de marketing telles que « Nous vous enterrerons ! ».
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