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| - Mordecai: MOVIE NIGHT! Rigby: Let's see what we've got. Mordecai: Hey! Love by the Dozen. Rigby: Eegh! A romantic comedy? VETOED! (Rigby tosses Love by the Dozen somewhere else) Eileen: Oooh, what about this one? (Eileen holds up a DVD titled Cease & Deceased) It looks creepy! Mordecai: Cease & Deceased? Nah, no scary stuff, Rigby can't handle it. Rigby: What?! Mordecai: Remember the time we saw Dead for Breakfast? You wouldn't eat pancakes for a week! Rigby: I was sleeping in that week! Mordecai: (while imitating Rigby) Oh no! The bacon is gonna get me! Rigby: You're the bacon. Margaret: Don't you guys have anything with adventure? Mordecai: Uhhh, let's see. Rigby: Forget movies! We should go on a REAL adventure! Mordecai, Margaret, and Eileen: Huh? Rigby: Yeah! To the old, abandoned park zoo! Mordecai: Come on, guys it's movie night! We should stay inside, and veg out on the couch. Rigby: Hm, hm. Mordecai is just afraid we will run into Death Bear. Margaret and Eileen: Death Bear? Rigby: You guys have never heard of Death Bear? Margaret: No. Rigby: Well, gather around! (Mordecai grunts heavily) The tale of Death Bear, is a tale that's as old as fifteen to twenty years ago. He was a troubled bear that lived in the park zoo, who was evil to the core! One day, out of nowhere, he attacked an killed his trainer! The zoo was forced to close down. But Death Bear wouldn't leave, so he still roams the old abandoned zoo, getting more evil over the years, only to be able to survive by breaking into people's homes, eating all of their food, and then eating THEM! Margaret and Eileen: Whoa! Mordecai: Pfft. Lame. Death Bear is a dumb old urban legend. Come on storytime is over. Let's get this movie started. Right? Yeah. (Mordecai picks up a bowl of popcorn on the coffee table, and sniffs it) Mmm, some hot burning popcorn! Saved you a seat right here, Margaret. (Modecai pats the cushion of the couch) Rigby: Yeah, see, I told you! Scared of Death Bear! Mordecai: What?! Death Bear isn't even REAL! You know I'm not scared, right Margaret? Margaret: Mordecai, it's alright. If you don't want to go, I mean, it does sound pretty scary. Mordecai: What?! No! It's just that it is supposed to be movie night. Rigby: Excuses, excuses man! Look, if you are not scared of Death Bear, then I dare you to take a picture inside Death Bear's cage! Margaret and Eileen: Ooooooooh! Mordecai: No dude, that's just dumb. Margaret: Come on! It will be an exciting adventure! Eileen: Yeah, and all descelent, and spooky. Margaret: Eileen, we are trying to make him NOT scared. Mordecai: I'M NOT SCARED! (Margaret, Eileen, and Rigby all start to murmur then 'Mordecai lets out a deep sigh.) Okay, fine. We'll go to the abandoned zoo and take a picture in a dumb bear cage. Margaret: Yeah, alright! Eileen: This is going to be fun! Rigby: (Runs upstairs) I'll get the camera! Margaret: We'll watch a movie another night, I promise. Mordecai: We better. Margaret: (while pushing Mordecai in the shoulder) Such a pouter! (Margaret chuckles) Rigby: (sliding down the stair-rail with a camera)Yes! Death Bear! (An echo approaches when Rigby yells "Death Bear." The scene then transitions to the gang at the abandoned zoo) There it is! Eileen: Neat! (Eileen puts her head into the mouth of a lion statue) Check it out! I'm a lion tamer! Ahhhhh! Margaret: (while struggling to get the gate open) Eugh! The gate's locked! Eileen: (while climbing on top of the lion statue) Aw man! Rigby: (while running to the gate) No way! Mordecai: Oh well, I guess it wasn't meant to be. But we still have enough time for movie night, know what I'm saying? Let's go back to- Rigby: Hey! I found a way in! Margaret: (while running to the hole in the gate that Rigby found) Cool! Eileen: Way to go, Rigby! Mordecai: Wait! But- Margaret: You coming, Mordecai? Rigby: (while imitating Margaret) Yeah, Mordecai, you coming? Mordecai: Ehhh, you are enjoying this, aren't you? Rigby: Hm, hm! (Mordecai and Rigby go through the hole in the gate, then the scene transitions to them in the Park Zoo) Cool! Eileen: It is so weird without any animals. Margaret: Yeah, it's like the end of the world, or something! Mordecai: You're not afraid, are you? Margaret: Ha! Yeah right, you're the big chicken here! Mordecai: What? Rigby: Aw yeah, reptile building! Think you can handle going in there? Mordecai: Pffft! Step aside! Eileen: Do you think Death Bear is real? Rigby: Heck yeah he's real! He's probably waiting for us on the other side of this building! Mordecai: No he's not, dude, there's no one here. Eileen: Aww, how cute! Rigby: Maybe I should take the lead, there might be more SQUIRRELS up ahead! Margaret: You okay? Mordecai: Yeah, I'm fine. Margaret: You sure you can handle Death Bear? That squirrel was pretty scary back there. Mordecai: I wasn't scared, I was just surprised. There's a difference, you know. Margaret: Oh yeah, sure. You looked pretty scared to me. Boo! Mordecai: (sarcastically) Ha ha! (Mordecai rolls his eyes at Margaret) No seriously though, we acutally came to the zoo a couple of times when we were kids, you know? Margaret: Oh, cool! Mordecai: Yeah, it was pretty cool. The only thing I didn't like was the bear. Margaret: So you ARE scared of Death Bear? (Margaret chuckles) Mordecai: Well, yeah, when I was little. It was just a regular bear though. (Mordecai sees something that catches his attention) Oh, no way! I totally remember this! (The thing that catches his attention is a little, ride-along train that is abandoned along with the rest of the zoo. Mordecai runs toward it.) This was my FAVORITE part about coming to the zoo! (Mordecai puts his hands on the roof of the train.) The conductor would yell "All aboard!", and I would race to get the first seat I could! Margaret: (while walking up to the train car Mordecai is sitting in) Sounds like a good time! Scooch! (Margaret sits with Mordecai) Kinda small. Mordecai: I can get out... Margaret: No, I don't mind. It's cozy. Mordecai: Oh. Yeah. Heh. Margaret: So, where are we going? Mordecai: Hmmm. (Mordecai is pretending to talk to a conductor while trying to imitate a man with his wife from the 1920's.) Conductor! Take us somewhere exotic please, and mind the bumps, my lady does not like getting ill! Thank you! Rigby: Hey guys, over here! We found some more train tracks! Eileen: Oh, rad! Everybody, scream through the tunnel! Mordecai: After you! Margaret: Oh, what a gentlemen! (Margaret screams through the tunnel, then laughs with Eileen on the other side) Wait, where's Mordecai? (Margaret faces the tunnel) Mordecai! (loud echo) Hello? (loud echo) Morde- Mordecai: MARGARET! Margaret: Eugh, what are you doing?! Mordecai: I went around! Margaret: Eugh, don't do that! Mordecai: What? It's funny! Rigby: Aw, what? Margaret: Now which way? Eileen: Whoa, check it out guys! Margaret: Is that a footprint? Eileen: It's huge! Mordecai: Nah, it can't be. It's just a hole in the dirt. Rigby: No man, it's Death Bear! This way! Eileen: Uhh, I think we found it. Rigby: Yeah, that's definitly it! Mordecai: Okay, well, we're here. Let's take the picture and go. Rigby: Oh, no! This is just the entrance. Anybody can take a picture in here. We are going to the real cage, down through there! Margaret and Eileen: What?! Mordecai: No way, dude. We're not going down there! Rigby: Why not? I thought you weren't scared! Mordecai: Rigby! Agh! Eileen: Well? Margaret: You coming? Mordecai: Rigby?! Rigby: Whoa, awesome! Mordecai: Agh, Rigby! Where are you?! Rigby: (off-screen) Hurry up! Eileen: Feels like we shouldn't be in here. Margaret: Rigby, come on! Rigby: (off-screen) I'm not stopping 'till I find Death Bear! Mordecai: Dude, quit messing around! Mordecai: Dude, forget it! We're going back. Come on, guys. Mordecai, Margaret, and Eileen: Rigby?! Mordecai: Rigby! Rigby!!! Mordecai: Dude?! What the heck?! Rigby: Oh, man! You should have seen your faces! (Rigby laughs) You really, you really believed! (Rigby laughs again) Margaret: Dude! You almost gave us heart attacks. Eileen: We thought Death Bear got you! Rigby: Death Bear's not real! It's just a myth! You guys totally fell for it! Mordecai: Whatever. Can we go back to the house now? Rigby (while trying to regain his breath): Sure, sure. But let's take the picture first. (Rigby sets the camera on a rock and sets the timer. The gang lines up for a picture) Okay, get ready. Eileen: Hey, what's this door for? (She is referring to a metal door that is in back of them) Rigby: I don't know, I'm not a zookeeper. (The camera captures the moment, and takes a picture. The picture comes out through the slot of the camera) Sweet! Ha ha! Man, I got you guys good, you gotta admit it! Mordecai: Yeah, yeah. Eileen: Well, you got ME good, Rigby! Rigby: Yeah, Death Bear's really going to be living down here. (Rigby knocks on the metal door, pretending that Death Bear is in there). Uh, hello? Death Bear? You home?! Eileen: Yeah, uhhh, (Eileen knocks on the door) the pizzas you ordered are here! (Rigby and Eileen let out a small laugh.) Margaret: You were holding me pretty tight for someone who is not scared! Mordecai: What? No! You were totally holding onto ME! (Mordecai and Margaret let out a small laugh.) Rigby: Aw, man! These things take forever to show up! Eileen: Actually, you're not supposed to shake it. Rigby: Oh, hey, do you know what this piece does? (He points to the lens of the camera) Eileen: Yeah, you see, you just turn it, like this. (Eileen turns the knob on the lens. The metal door that Rigby and Eileen were knocking on opens very slowly.) Margaret: So, you still wish you were just watching a movie? Mordecai: No, this was pretty fun, I mean, I got to hang out with you, so, that's all that matters. Margaret: Uh, Mordecai? Mordecai: Yeahhhhhh? Margaret: What is that?! Mordecai: Huh?! (It turns out that the door really DID hold Death Bear, and he is making an apperance (at the worst, possible time), creeping through the door, disgruntled, as Rigby described him back at the house. Eileen and Rigby let out whimpers, and then Death Bear lets out a huge growl, showing his breath which knocks off Rigby's orange beanie hat. They both step back towards Mordecai and Margaret, and Death Bear lets out a huge growl, scaring the daylights out of the four of them. They run out hoping to lose him.) Rigby: OH MY GOSH! DEATH BEAR'S REAL!!! Mordecai: Oh man, I'm gonna kill you for this, Rigby! Eileen: I think Death Bear's going to take care of that! Margaret: Quit it! Don't say that! Mordecai: Quick! Everybody barricade the door! Eileen: I'll call animal control! Animal Control Operator: Hello, Animal Control, Hello? Mordecai: (gasps) Eileen! Eileen: (still on the phone with animal control) Yes, come quick! It's Death Bear! Mordecai: Everyone upstairs, quick! Eileen: Animal Control is on its way! Animal Control Officer #1: It's Death Bear, take him down! Animal Control Officer #2: I wanna go home... Rigby (in slow-motion voice): Whattttt thhhhe heck, mannnnnnnn?! Mordecai: Sorry! Eileen: Poor Death Bear. Mordecai: Don't worry about him. He'll be fine. Those animal sanctuaries are like five-star hotels. Margaret: Hey, so thanks for saving all of our lives and stuff. That was really brave of you. Mordecai: To be honest, I was pretty scared. Margaret: Yeah, but that's what made you brave. Well, I'll see you later, yeah? Mordecai: Yeah... cool. Eileen: You weren't exactly brave, Rigby, but you are pretty cool. Rigby: Thannnnks, you tooooooo! Margaret: Hey, so how did that picture turn out? (Rigby takes out the picture, but it shows that he only took a picture of their feet) Mordecai: Aw, what? Mordecai, Margaret, and Eileen: Rigby! (The episode ends.)
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