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Do not read this page. Just click "back", or close this page right now. Your sanity, nay the fate of all mankind, will be in danger. You didn't listen. Damn you. Don't you know this knowledge was kept secret for a reason? Your feeble, mortal minds cannot comprehend the vast complexity of what you are seeking to learn. Pray that complete madness is the worst consequence of your transgression. Just don't blame us. You Have Been Warned. If you still wish to go further, see the Sub Tropes below: For things that men (the gender) are not supposed to know see Women's Mysteries

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  • Do not read this page. Just click "back", or close this page right now. Your sanity, nay the fate of all mankind, will be in danger. You didn't listen. Damn you. Don't you know this knowledge was kept secret for a reason? Your feeble, mortal minds cannot comprehend the vast complexity of what you are seeking to learn. Pray that complete madness is the worst consequence of your transgression. Just don't blame us. You Have Been Warned. If you still wish to go further, see the Sub Tropes below: For things that men (the gender) are not supposed to know see Women's Mysteries
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  • Do not read this page. Just click "back", or close this page right now. Your sanity, nay the fate of all mankind, will be in danger. You didn't listen. Damn you. Don't you know this knowledge was kept secret for a reason? Your feeble, mortal minds cannot comprehend the vast complexity of what you are seeking to learn. Pray that complete madness is the worst consequence of your transgression. Just don't blame us. You Have Been Warned. If you still wish to go further, see the Sub Tropes below: * Artifact of Doom -- Stuff Man Was Not Meant To Use. * Tome of Eldritch Lore -- Books Man Was Not Meant To Read. * Eldritch Abomination -- Things Man Was Not Meant To Meet. * Brown Note -- Stimuli Man Was Not Meant To Experience. * The Future -- Events Man Was Not Meant To Know Ahead of Time. * You Cannot Grasp the True Form and Alien Geometries -- Things Man Was Not Meant To Comprehend Even After He Was Foolish Enough To Look At Them. * Poke in the Third Eye -- Beings Man Was Not Meant To Scry. It's a pretty safe guess, though don't confirm it, that these things resemble Mind Screw and are a Mind Rape. Learning this can cause you to Go Mad From the Revelation, and is a standard trope of a Cosmic Horror Story. A major reason on why Curiosity Is a Crapshoot. If you can even read and/or understand these final words, pity the Mad Scientist who seeks out this knowledge, for his experiments will Go Horribly Right. Not to be confused with You Do NOT Want to Know. If your mind has become a horrifying alien monstrosity by this point, avoid interacting with humans, Humanity Is Infectious. For things that men (the gender) are not supposed to know see Women's Mysteries Examples of These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know include:
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