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| - :[Cassandra leads Brian and Stewie back to her tent for a three-way]
:Stewie: Alright, let's lay some ground rules here. You take her left side, I'll take her right.
:Brian: What? , Uh, how about top and bottom or front and back?
:Stewie: How about I take head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes?
:Brian: Ok, you can have those.
:Stewie: You just gave away the store mister.
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:Dr. Finklestein: [discovers cash in the dead man's billfold] It's a five! A five!
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:Stewie: You've never gotten an award.
:Brian: Uh, what's that bowl that says "good boy"?
:Stewie: You know; that was our old dog's dish.
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:Peter: Tell us fast about your nonsense so I can plow your mother on the staircase.
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:Evan: You got 35,000 views in one night, and none of them got past the fourth picture.
:Meg: What does that mean? Oh.
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:Brian: People keep passing out and barfing, and that barf is, like, free to take.
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:[In a flashback to Meg's birth]
:Dr. Hartman: Mr. Griffin, would you like to cut the cord?
:Peter: Sure. [Does so]
:Dr. Hartman: Ok, that wasn't the cord, and now you've got a girl.
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:Brian: Stewie, would you like your food served to you as an airplane or a magic bus?
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:Brian: Stewie still screams, "What's happening?" when he gets an erection.
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:[Cassandra takes off her dress]
:Stewie: AAAHH! What's happening?
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:Quagmire: Sorry. Joe's Wi-Fi is really slow today.
:Peter: I know; it's the worst. We also use his cable TV. I like Joe.
:Quagmire: Here we go. Oh, it's a busy night. There's a black-Thai event. That's all black and Thai chicks.
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:Joe: Peter, we've got a problem. Somehow, my foot got pregnant watching Tower Heist.
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