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Pac-Man Jr. is the delusional son of Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man. He is happy about this, but that's because he doesn't realize his father is a mass-murderer, and his mother is a time bomb. He was born when Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man got secretly got married (you weren't supposed to know that). He was raised on the principle that dots, ghosts, and intelligence are evil. He is now two, stars in his own shame, and has a dirty diaper. He got an IQ over 4. He so far has killed 2 ghosts, and one toddler. he also caused the great tricycle accident of 2397.

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  • Pac-Man Jr.
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  • Pac-Man Jr. is the delusional son of Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man. He is happy about this, but that's because he doesn't realize his father is a mass-murderer, and his mother is a time bomb. He was born when Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man got secretly got married (you weren't supposed to know that). He was raised on the principle that dots, ghosts, and intelligence are evil. He is now two, stars in his own shame, and has a dirty diaper. He got an IQ over 4. He so far has killed 2 ghosts, and one toddler. he also caused the great tricycle accident of 2397.
dcterms:subject
Fear
  • Growing a third eye
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Eyes
  • ACTUALLY HAS EYES!
Known
  • Being the stupidest Pac-Man creature
Hair
  • Funny Hat
Name
  • Pac-Man Pac-Man II
ImageSize
  • 250(xsd:integer)
Education
  • He's two.
Caption
  • He looks so innocent!
Dream
  • To have an IQ over 5
Species
  • A Pac-Man
Rank
  • 344(xsd:double)
AKA
  • Pac-Person Junior
Home
  • Pac-Man Mazeland
Occupation
  • Dot hater
Gender
  • Man Junior
Death
  • Tricycle accident
abstract
  • Pac-Man Jr. is the delusional son of Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man. He is happy about this, but that's because he doesn't realize his father is a mass-murderer, and his mother is a time bomb. He was born when Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man got secretly got married (you weren't supposed to know that). He was raised on the principle that dots, ghosts, and intelligence are evil. He is now two, stars in his own shame, and has a dirty diaper. He got an IQ over 4. He so far has killed 2 ghosts, and one toddler. he also caused the great tricycle accident of 2397.
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