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As a child, growing up in Mexico City, Pie was a meek little boy. He never bullied small children at school. Instead, he was happy to rape people considerably larger than himself. At the age of 7, he was caught by his headmistress in the girls' bathroom surrounded by many naked people, most of them were married and old enough to be his grandmother. In fact, one was his grandmother. The headmistress was furious, but her anger was forgotten when Pie invited her to join in. Then he got bored of trying to be nice and started committing many despicable acts.

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  • Mexican Pie
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  • As a child, growing up in Mexico City, Pie was a meek little boy. He never bullied small children at school. Instead, he was happy to rape people considerably larger than himself. At the age of 7, he was caught by his headmistress in the girls' bathroom surrounded by many naked people, most of them were married and old enough to be his grandmother. In fact, one was his grandmother. The headmistress was furious, but her anger was forgotten when Pie invited her to join in. Then he got bored of trying to be nice and started committing many despicable acts.
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  • As a child, growing up in Mexico City, Pie was a meek little boy. He never bullied small children at school. Instead, he was happy to rape people considerably larger than himself. At the age of 7, he was caught by his headmistress in the girls' bathroom surrounded by many naked people, most of them were married and old enough to be his grandmother. In fact, one was his grandmother. The headmistress was furious, but her anger was forgotten when Pie invited her to join in. Despite his kind and generous nature, Pie grew up to be a vicious rebel; he refused to use a condom on numerous occasions. Many of these occasions were filmed and put on a highly popular porn archive known as the "Internet". He had a certain dislike of mental stability, personal hygiene, people with clothes on, condoms, non-alcoholic drinks, rules, and having sex with a willing (or breathing) partner. He dropped out of school at the age of 10. At the age of 12, he had a slight disagreement with a group of lions at the zoo. The dispute then escalated into a well-publicised brawl. Fortunately, after 6 months in hospital, the lions recovered. Then, feeling guilty, Pie began wandering the streets of Mexico City, trying to help the community. His deeds included burning down a hospital on a cold day, and sharing a bed with a girl, to keep her warm, on that same day. The girl in question was 5 years old. Pie's closest comparison is Michael Jackson. Then he got bored of trying to be nice and started committing many despicable acts.
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