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| - that's the thing, Doraemon is completely retarded if you didntt know. Doraemon opened the manhole and looked down. What he saw was the most horrifying thing ever. it was Totoro. the creepy bunny-eared maniac stared at him with a stupid pedo smile. Doraemon did the right thing and punched Totoro in his terrifying face. Dora the Explorer appeared after that. "violence is wrong. What should Doraemon do now?" The paid audience retardedly said "SAY SORRY!" Doraemon facepalmed. "Sorry. That you're an idiot." he said and started laughing. Totoro got up and swallowed the robot feline whole. "Where the hell am I?' inquired Doraemon. He looked around. He was inside Totoro. "I know, I'll escape with my Dokodemo Door!" he foolishly said. All of a sudden, a blast of lasers blew apart Totoro. "oh shiiiiii-" IT WAS AN X-WING FULL OF BAKUGAN! "oh, Dragonoid, Naga, Tigrerra, I'm so glad to see you! Thanks for killing Totoro, fuckers." Doraemon gleefully said. Dragonoid offered a ride back to Tatooine. They all hopped on board the X-Wing and flew back to the desert planet, where the fat Jabba the Hutt was eating food, just like every other second in the day. "Master Doraemon, destined Jedi. you must be exterminated." shouted the guard. "Jedi? I'm freakin Japanese, sir." replied the feline robot. "Are you sure? Since you're part of Disney now I was thinking-" "WHAT THE HELL? The Disney Fucking Company? heck no. No. NO." shouted Doraemon. "yeah, the English dub of Doraemon is being aired on Disney XD. I knew you'd hate that." "anyway, lets get to the killing. Bring in the exterminators!" shouted the guard. "heck no." WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? Find out in Doraemon PART 2!
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