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| - Godaddy is an Internet based web site that allows internet surfers anywhere in the world to search, record, register, pay for, and buy internet domain names that do not already belong to Bob Parsons. GoDaddy.com owns all names in the new world, and holds the copyright for common names such as Frank, Bryan, and Iain. All babies born after 2001 have to register their names at GoDaddy.com for $8.95 per year, or they run the risk of being eaten by Bob Parsons.
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| - Godaddy is an Internet based web site that allows internet surfers anywhere in the world to search, record, register, pay for, and buy internet domain names that do not already belong to Bob Parsons. GoDaddy.com owns all names in the new world, and holds the copyright for common names such as Frank, Bryan, and Iain. All babies born after 2001 have to register their names at GoDaddy.com for $8.95 per year, or they run the risk of being eaten by Bob Parsons. Initially only being a domain registrar, GoDaddy made a corporate strategy in 2003 of adding at least one product or service to its line up every single day, and their checkout process is now legendary in capitalist circles, taking over 9 hours to complete and offering the domain purchaser extra products including (but not limited to) web hosting, anti virus software, groceries, DVD rental, furniture restoration, emergency medicine, and birth contraception. The front page of GoDaddy.com is a coveted position for top male photographic models to flaunt their talents to GoDaddy's mostly homosexual male customer base. It is rumoured that GoDaddy plans a hostile takeover of MySpace.com where it will require registration of faces by 2009 and is in private discussions with the Canadian government which plans to outsource it's patent, copyright and trademarking offices to GoDaddy.
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