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| - CJ: Here are the hotdog and some more supplies, tarp, extra stakes... Eileen: First aid kit, length of rope, and hank-crank radio for emergencies. CJ: And here's the regular radio. CJ (continued): C'mon you guys, camping! Get excited. Eileen: I know it's early, but if we do this now, you can have the campsite set up by the time CJ and I get off work. CJ: Just focus for a sec. (points) There's the sleeping bags and the cooler. There's my new tent. Mordecai: Woah. You got the "Camp Champ Deluxe"? Mordecai: Nice. CJ: See you guys up there. Rigby: Dude, hit the snooze button. Mordecai: What? Rigby: Aww!
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| - CJ: Here are the hotdog and some more supplies, tarp, extra stakes... Eileen: First aid kit, length of rope, and hank-crank radio for emergencies. CJ: And here's the regular radio. CJ (continued): C'mon you guys, camping! Get excited. Eileen: I know it's early, but if we do this now, you can have the campsite set up by the time CJ and I get off work. CJ: Just focus for a sec. (points) There's the sleeping bags and the cooler. There's my new tent. Mordecai: Woah. You got the "Camp Champ Deluxe"? CJ: Yeah. When I found outt you guys liked camping, I decided to splurge on it. It's so awesome. All you have to do is unzip it and it pitches itself. Mordecai: Nice. CJ: See you guys up there. Rigby: Dude, hit the snooze button. Mordecai: Aww! C'mon, let's get this stuff in the cart. Rigby: You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. Rigby (continued): Bad! You're bad! Mordecai: What? Rigby: Too far! Pull up! Rigby (continued): Aaah! No! Mordecai: Back more? Rigby: Gah! Forward! Forward! Mordecai: Ugh! I don't know what you're trying to say. Gah! CJ's tent! Mordecai (continued): Dude, she said it was brand new and now it's totally wrecked! We gotta fix this. Rigby: Just throw it in the trash and say someone stole it. Do we even need a tent? Rigby: Aww! Mordecai: It's not just about needing a tent. It's that it's CJ's tent. She'd be really bummed if she found out we broke it. We have to replace it. Rigby: You're right, you're right. We should replace the tent. But we have to get breakfast tacos, right? Rigby (continued): Drive-through? (Mordecai and Rigby go to Outdoorz & Morez, a camping shop. Mordecai talks to an employee) Mordecai: Hey, uhh, (referring to the wrecked tent) we want a non-crushed version of this, please. Salesman: Oh yeah, you want the Camp Champ Deluxe. It's right over there. Mordecai: 20 bucks? Oh, good. I thought it was gonna be like 200 do- Mordecai (continued): $200?! Salesman: Yeah, I know, it's a pretty big rip-off. Doesn't even fit one person. Mordecai: I don't have $200. Rigby: Come on, can't you give him a discount? He ran over his girlfriend's tent. Rigby (continued): Ow! Salesman: Yeah...I'll be in the Trail Mix aisle if you need me. Rigby: Can't you just say you're really sorry? Mordecai: "Really sorry" doesn't replace a $200 tent. Come on. Benson: Yeah? Mordecai: Hey, Benson. Benson: (not looking) What is it?
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