The Hershey chocolate was invented when the Hershey Company worked with the Pentagon to produce a ready-to-eat meal that can be eaten anywhere in the world. The result is the Hershey chocolate, which requires no preparation and have a feel similar to that of Soylent Green except with a chocolate taste. However, it was not until 1981 that the MRHershey (Meal, Ready-to-Eat by Hershey's) was deployed as special issue containing packets of Soylent Green and Hershey bars. The bars are said to be made of chocolate and dead people, which would provide a soldier with 4000 calories a day, not to mention diseases such as kuru disease and zombie-like behaviour. It has been in continual development since 1993; though the Soylent Green ingredient was taken off the menu due to an incident when a soldier
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| - The Hershey chocolate was invented when the Hershey Company worked with the Pentagon to produce a ready-to-eat meal that can be eaten anywhere in the world. The result is the Hershey chocolate, which requires no preparation and have a feel similar to that of Soylent Green except with a chocolate taste. However, it was not until 1981 that the MRHershey (Meal, Ready-to-Eat by Hershey's) was deployed as special issue containing packets of Soylent Green and Hershey bars. The bars are said to be made of chocolate and dead people, which would provide a soldier with 4000 calories a day, not to mention diseases such as kuru disease and zombie-like behaviour. It has been in continual development since 1993; though the Soylent Green ingredient was taken off the menu due to an incident when a soldier
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| - The Hershey chocolate was invented when the Hershey Company worked with the Pentagon to produce a ready-to-eat meal that can be eaten anywhere in the world. The result is the Hershey chocolate, which requires no preparation and have a feel similar to that of Soylent Green except with a chocolate taste. However, it was not until 1981 that the MRHershey (Meal, Ready-to-Eat by Hershey's) was deployed as special issue containing packets of Soylent Green and Hershey bars. The bars are said to be made of chocolate and dead people, which would provide a soldier with 4000 calories a day, not to mention diseases such as kuru disease and zombie-like behaviour. It has been in continual development since 1993; though the Soylent Green ingredient was taken off the menu due to an incident when a soldier became a zombie and started eating the Iraqis during the First Gulf War of 1991. The number of flavours in the Hershey bar expanded from one in 1981 to two in 2000, when Dark Chocolate was added as a flavour. It is expected to have four flavours by 2012. In 2009, over 9000 bars have been recalled due to it being contaminated by AIDS. The Hershey bar is planned for an exit strategy in 2015 when by then everyone knew that Hershey chocolates are the worst ever and when everyone had returned from the wars in the Middle East. The HOOAH! Bar has since taken its place as a bar for soldiers, in addition ot it being sold for civilians and cannibals. The rest of the MRHershey's have been given away in disguise as humanitarian aid to Afghans and Iraqis, without knowing that the MRHershey's contain pork products. March 2011 marked a milestone for Hershey's in the completion of the new 666 sq. meter plant located at 69 Hershey Highway, near Shitecreek Idaho, USA. It turns out SHIT faster than any other plant in the US, however, the equipment for inclusion of corn was never brought online due to the economy going into the Shithouse. Tours down the Hershey Highway are availible from June to September and are currently headed up by the Idaho Plumber's Union.
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