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| - Nobody really KNOWS when this practice became customary...but when it did happen, it was probably forced upon, being that this system is completely crooked, shoddy, and otherwise cocked up. But it's best to assume that it was probably thought up by some silly female. Scientists presume that this form of Prostitution started back in even the earliest times, back when man was a simple group of Hunter-Gatherers in sub-Saharan Africa, we assume the first ever dialogue of an event of this nature occurred something like this.
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| - Nobody really KNOWS when this practice became customary...but when it did happen, it was probably forced upon, being that this system is completely crooked, shoddy, and otherwise cocked up. But it's best to assume that it was probably thought up by some silly female. Scientists presume that this form of Prostitution started back in even the earliest times, back when man was a simple group of Hunter-Gatherers in sub-Saharan Africa, we assume the first ever dialogue of an event of this nature occurred something like this.
* Caveman: *grunting to female, points to abs and kicks dirt*
* Cavewoman: *grunting, points to bush* (Censored grunting)
* Caveman: *grunting, then leaving* This, however is when things took a crucial turn, the Cavewoman or "Rib Creature (See: Christianity)" then moved in with the caveman, since the low population did not give any chance of sustained anonymity, from that point on, Man, was fucked. Nowadays, these relations take on an even more complex structure, full of scheduling, taboos, and heavy maintenance. Though this system has been openly criticized, satirized, and even plainly debunked, nobody has no intention to ever end the perpetuation of this system, the main reason being that nobody really wants to try.
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