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| - (SpongeBob is setting up a TV set while talking to a Science Teacher) SpongeBob: So do you think you have the book smarts for science. Teacher: Why certainly because I have learned (lifts a science book) everything to know about science (throws science book which lands on Nat Peterson) SpongeBob: Okay, ACTION! (turns all equipment on) SpongeBob: (to camera) Hello citizens of the see, Welcome to the Geniuspants Show, with your host, me, SpongeBob Geniuspants and........ (Scene cuts to Squidward's house) SpongeBob: (looking at the ratings) Whoa, the ratings are flying (Patick enters the lab)
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| - (SpongeBob is setting up a TV set while talking to a Science Teacher) SpongeBob: So do you think you have the book smarts for science. Teacher: Why certainly because I have learned (lifts a science book) everything to know about science (throws science book which lands on Nat Peterson) SpongeBob: Okay, ACTION! (turns all equipment on) SpongeBob: (to camera) Hello citizens of the see, Welcome to the Geniuspants Show, with your host, me, SpongeBob Geniuspants and........ (Scene cuts to Squidward's house) Squidward: What the barnicles is SpongeBob doing now. I should just go ever there and stop it all now! (Scene cuts back to SpongeBob's lab) Teacher: (at least a half an hour later) Ok folks it looks like we are out of time so goodbye, and good ridence. (camera cuts off) SpongeBob: (looking at the ratings) Whoa, the ratings are flying (Patick enters the lab) Patrick: Whoa, what is that. Teacher: That is my taco, why? Patrick: I want it. (Patrick puts the Teacher's whole body in his mouth) SpongeBob: Patrick, spit him out this instant! (Patrick spits the teacher out who runs away) Wait! Come back! PATRICK! (Patrick runs back home) SpongeBob (thought): Now how will I get a new assistant. (thinks a moment) I got it, I will force Squiward to be my assisstant. SpongeBob: (Calls Squidward who answers) Hello Squidy, I want you to be my assisstent for my TV show, the Geniuspants Show. Squidward: Well SpongeBob, I am not helping you, because I have no interest in science and even if I did, I will never join your show! SpongeBob: Well I decided you are helping me whether you like it or not. (hangs up and drags Squidward back to his lab) Squidward: Why should I..? (SpongeBob comes to Squidward) SpongeBob: Okay, ACTION! Squidward: SpongeBob, I didn't... SpongeBob: (to camera) Hello citizens of the see again. It's a special to meet you with my new assistant, Squidward. (points cameras to Squidward) Squidward: I hate you, goodbye! (Walks away from the house. Then returns) This is my home! (expels others) SpongeBob: (to camera) Well, I think that's it for now. (looks at ratings) Alright we're doomed! At least, there's nobody to blame, right? (Patrick walks along) PAATRIICK!!
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