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| - Ivan: We're finally here Sabaody Arlinemaro. Cleo: Its Archipelago. Ivan: That explains why I couldnt understand the diffrence between whats written on the map and what I thought it was called oh well that doesnt matter anymore. Ivan: Oh look theres a bar over there I'm gonna go see if they have any tea bags we can buy. Dante: Why would you think a bar has tea in it theres usually sake and people beating the crap out of eachother right! *Ivan entered the bar* LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE SAY!!!!!! Ivan: You guys go ahead and get what we need to get to fishman island ill just see if theres anything in here we can use on our trip. Dante: He's freaking ignoring me again lets just get some stuff. ????: *She shouts to two men aboard the ship with her* There they are! The two men walk beside her one begins to speak. ????: Good... *He shouts to the man at the helm* Dock on the other side of Saoboady, we don't wanna give our position away. Man at the Helm: Aye Aye sir! They begin to approach Saoboady Archipelago on the opposite side to where the Alpharess pirates have made port. ????: ALPHARESS D. IVAN! Ivan: WHO WHAT WHERE WHY?! "looks around" I've just fallen asleep again oh well atleast nothing bad happe....."falls asleep again without noticing" ????: What?! ????: WAKE UP AND RECOGNIZE WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH! Ivan: Oh its a marine woman......"moment of silent" not much of a big deal why is there a bottle of sake on the table would ya look it that its emp....."falls asleep for the third and hopefully last time" ????: *The woman looks to her colleagues* He cant be serious can he? *They shrug* Alpharess D Ivan, I am Vice Admiral Bianca Blade of The Lawman's Trio Marine Division. You are under arrerst for causing unspeakable amounts of trouble for the world government! Ivan: Guess i should figured out you were here to arrest me and probably set me for execution but since i couldnt tell you that you were actaually her for my arres.....hey look a talking bear. Bianca: You wont get away that easily! Ivan: This aint good. Bianca: No matter what you do you wont get away! Ivan: Huh? Oh i said it out loud didnt I?....This is really awkward for me.... Bianca: It doesn't matter, either way you're mine! White Knight's Sword! Ivan: Damnit this.....I'snt what I......Thought would happen to...Mme.......Whilst being here........The guy......In the......Store said this black blade is nearly unbreakable "nearly loses his head" ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!!!! Ivan: HAHA!!!! THATS RIGHT LETS SEE YOU FIGHT ME N...."Bianca reforms another sword" Damnit that ability makes me jealous......Yes I just admited the fact that I'm jealous of your ability okay looks like I'm gonna have to do something I'm gonna regret... Ivan: Dark Moon Knight, Night Valley! Ivan: I can't do it "Ivan steppes back" I can't hurt a woman I'm too weak, ah man this sucks. Bianca: *She giggles and then realizes that a pirate made her laugh, she then smirks* Thats a shame... *She then gives Ivan a serious look* I'd already set up a counter measure.... Ivan: What the?! Bianca: White Spikes! Ivan: Interesting you can even make a jailhouse with your ability, that makes even more jealous. But this is than hurting ya. Bianca: Then why didnt you?..... Ivan: What? Bianca: Why didn't you attack me? You might've won the fight and escaped. Ivan: Well you can say that I cant afford having more regrets in my life... Ivan: You rob ships, you steal from people and now your threatning a little girl and her mother thats both heartless and pathetic... Ivan breaks the swprd with his hand and punches the pirate in the face sending him flying towrds a tree, the pirate hits the tree and falls unconscious. The last pirate then looked at Ivan, scared out of his wits, he tried to step forward but couldn't Ivan looked at him and then... Ivan: Boo! Pirate: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! "runs away" Ivan: Look i know its none of my buisness and all but next time dont get close to pirates... Ivan: What? What is it? Is there something on my face? Oh wait theres only bandages on my face... Bianca: It's just.... I never thought a pirate would ever try and save anyone.... *She smiles* I guess I was wrong about you pirates, not all of you are bad..... But.... I can't let that stop me, I am a marine and you are a pirate. It's my job to detain you and send you to jail.... *She forms a sword in her hand* I'm sorry but I won't be holding back this time... Ivan: Hehe That's understandable, now that I know what you're capable of.... *He unsheathes his sword and looks at her with a determined expression* I won't hold back either! Dante: I give up im telling you he fell asleep somewhere, he's probably resting and having a nice dream while we did all the work. Orora and Cleo came behind dante and hit him in the head at the same time. Dante: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!!! Orora and Cleo: SHUT UP THE ONLY THING YOU DID WAS TELL US WHAT TO BUY!!!!! Dante: So whats wrong with that? Jackie: The only thing you wanted us to by was a weird looking teddy bear. Kronen: That was a teddy bear? I thought that was a clown... Everyone: YOURE TOO DRUNK!!!! Nomako: Hey guys maybe we should look for Ivan and quickly.... Susan: Why? whats the matter? Nomako: One word.... MARINES!!!! Maji: Marines?! Why're they here?! Diablo: For our heads maybe? Mr Bill: Are we gonna lose our heads?! Susan: Dont worry everything is gonna be fine, just go find Ivan and tell him to come here quickly we'll try to protect the ship while your gone okay? Mr Bill: YES MAAM!!!!! ????: These guys are pretty strong so we'll fight them, you guys back up and create a perimeter don't let anyone in or out do you understand? One half of the group: Yes sir! ????: Enforcer Unit, join with the Guardian Unit in setting a perimeter... Enforcer Unit: Yes Vice Admiral Javert Sir! Javert: Try to not get in my way Samson. Samson: You'll be the one getting in the way! I'll empty these scum of their blood before you can even make one move. Javert and Samson: Alpharess Pirates! You are under arrest for crimes against the World Government! And are to be taken alive... Or Dead! 'Kr'onen: Oh look at that marines. Everyone including marines: YOU JUST NOTICED IT NOW?!!!! Diablo: These guys dont look so tough Dante: Says you! Didnt you here what that guy said?! He said he's gonna empty us of our blood! Maji: Is he a vampire? Cleo: I dont think so he is out at the sun after all. Nomako: You have a point there but still the guys kinda creepy. Norm: Lets just finish this already and get going fishman island is waiting ya know. Everyone: Yeah lets kick there asses! Then the Alpharess pirates get down from the ship and get ready to fight Samson and Javert. Samson: Ya know, you guys probably would of been better off just curling up into a ball and waiting for death. But I'm glad you wanna do it this way... *He smiles psychotically* IT MAKES IT MORE FUN! Dante's Thoughts: *Damn this guy is strong! He's forced me to one knee with just one arm!* Samson: *With a psychotic expression on his face* Hahahahahahaha! Samson: Huh? Whats so funny? Dante: Did you know that a hyenas jaws can bite through bones? Samson: What? Nomako: These guys sure are lively "looks at Maji" Maji counter attack! Javert: Is that all you could manage? Javert: I was expecting more from the crew of a man worth 700'000'000. But it doesn't matter it only serves to make my job easier. *He raises his hand toward Nomako* Law of Fire! Nomako: *Screaming in pain* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *He then falls to his knees, he is charred all over his body and smoke begins to rise off of him* Maji: Nomako! Samson: *Looking at the bite marks on his hand* Hmmmmmm I wasn't expecting someone to bite my hand.... *He smirks and licks the blood off of his hand* Ah well, the more surprsing a battle is... *He turns to Maji and looks at him with a harsh, intense and terryifing gaze* The more fun I have! Samson: Lets see what you've got, you look like you might be stronger than these weaklings. Diablo: I'll show you why this crew has a total bounty over 1'000'000'000 let me show you a mythical zoans power! Samson: So you're a mythical zoan user huh? Hehe, it's always interesting to meet another one. Diablo's Thoughts: *What is he a mythical zoan user as well?!* Samson: Come on! Does this crew not have much fight in them! Atleast try to show me a good time! Dante: Did you really think I was out of the fight yet? Samson: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't. Either way, this fight just got more interesting! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Nomako, Kronen, Dante, Diablo and Norm: YOULL PAY FOR HURTING MY FRIENDS!!!!! Samson and Javert: What?! Samson: So, you both used guns to gain the upper hand.... Hehe how strategic, unfortunatley it makes things worse for all of us. It makes it worse for me because now I can't feel you're struggle to survive when I clash my sword with your's, which pisses me off..... And pissing me off... Is what's worse for you! Norm: *Spitting blood and has alot of pain on his face* Ugh! Samson: And another thing that pisses me off... Never turn you're back on me in a battle fish boy! Samson: What a waste of time I thought I'd have more fun. Samson: Why won't you give up don't you see its pointless fighting us,? You stand no chance against us just give u.... Maji: SHUT UP YOU STUPID VAMPIRE!!!! Samson: What? Kronen: You dont know what this crew can realy do together? Javert: Impressive, you can actually stand up after that? Diablo: A few things you should know about us you can break us... Nomako: You can burn us.... Dante: You push us to the ground.... Norm: You can break our bones.... Jackie: You can even beat us to a bloody pulp.... Everyone: BUT YOU CAN NEVER DESTROY OUR FAMILY!!!! Samson and Javert: Family? Javert:...... Dante: Yeah now to take care of this other loser! Samson: Hehehe... Hahahaha!.... HAHAHAHAHAHA! Samson: Phew lucky me.... If I couldn't transform, I think that may of taken me out of the fight... Diablo: *Fear in his eyes* Damn it! There's not a scratch on him! Samson: Well then I think it's time to stop playing around.... *He turns to Javert* Eh Javert? Javert: Very well but don't go overboard we didn't come here to destroy Saobaody.... Samson: *He turns back to the Alpharess Pirates* Well then, it seems you scum are gonna see something thats not seen often.... We're gonna show you just a fraction of our full power!.... Diablo: *Terror in his face* I was right! He.... He is a mythical zoan type! Samson: That's right... I ate the Hito Hito no Mi: Model, Talos! Samson: Now lets see.... Javert: Just how long.... Samson and Javert: You can survive! Ivan: Guess thats "takes a deep breath" that "hears a scream coming behind him" What the? Ivan: Bill why are you here? "Bill doesnt answer" Umm Bill are you okay "kneels down to Bill" Bill you're not dead are ya? "Picks up Bill and yells at hes ear" WAKE UP!!! Mr Bill: Ivan, I found you finally where have you been all this time and whoes this mari...."freezes in fear" A MARINE!!!!! Ivan: Calm down Bill whats the matter? Why are you here? Mr bill: M m m m MARINES!!!! Are trying to take our heads there at the ship and theres alot of them over there we gotta go now! Ivan: What no way "looks at Bianca" looks like you didn't come alone. Bianca: STOP YOUR NOT GONNA LEAVE THAT EASILY! Ivan: "Turns to Bianca"Sorry but you now what they say family comes first "turns back and quickly runs to the ship" Bianca: WAIT STOP! family? Dante: Damn it he can't really be invinicble! That's impossible! Norm fire at him! Samson: Too easy. Maji: Nomako what do we do? Nomako: I dont know these guys are far too powerful! We can't beat them! Norm: Don't tell me you're giving up! What would Ivan say if he was here? Just try to keep them busy until he gets here. Samson: All thats left to do hear is take care of those ladies. Pfft This will be no fun... Javert: Lets just finish the job already and search for the captain. Marine: Vice Amiral Samson! Vice Admiral Javert! He's here! Javert: Whose here? Marine: The captain is here! Samson: What captain? Marine captain or Pirate captain? All marines: ITS ALPHARESS D IVAN!!! Ivan: Dark moon knight, forsaken valley of death! Ivan: What happend here? WHAT HAPPENED?!!! Samson: HAHAHAHAHA!!! so this is the man with a 700'000'000 bounty! I expected more from your crew! Ivan: You did this? Javert: He wasn't the only one. Ivan: You both did this? "looks at them with an angry look" YOU HURT THEM I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES!!! Samson: HAHAHAHAHA! Kick our asses? Thats hilarious lets just kill him and fnish the job. Javert: Do you even know who your dealing with? Your dealing with two members of The Lawman's Trio. Samson: Not to mention to we have powerful devil fruits! What are you gonna do with that sword poke me to death? HAHAHAHAHA! and besides you're not just up against us you're also up against the World Goverment! Those who maintain the world and those who.... Ivan: I WOULDN'T GIVE A DAMN EVEN IF YOU WERE GOD HIMSELF!!!! Samson: How dare you interupt me! Now you die! Samson: You think you can deflect my punch? No one, not even someone worth 700'000'000, can stop me! Samson: Hehe now to to just wipe the blood of my fist... Samson: Wh-What?! Ivan: I told you.... It doesn't matter how strong you are.... It wouldn't matter even if you were God himself....No one.... HURTS MY FAMILY! Javert's Thoughts: Interesting.... Bianca's Thoughts: I never thought anyone could do that to Samson when he's fully transformed! Javert: Do you think that just because you were capable of lifting Samson you can beat me? How reckless. Ivan: Why don't you just show me what you can do instead of just talking like your some kind of a tough guy. Javert: I'll make you regret that... Ivan: I'm gonna make you regret hurting my family you'll wish you never got on this island! Javerts thoughts: "A haki shield?" Ivan's Thoughts: If these two were strong enough to take down the crew, and the marine girl is just as strong as they are... There's no way I can take on all three of them... Ivan: Everyone! Get on the ship we have to leave now! Samson: Wasn't expecting that but.... *Shouts to Ivan* Did you really think that I could be taken down so easily! Javert: You will not get away.... *He raises his hand and prepares a Law of The Light Cannon attack, the light of the attack begins to charge in his hand* Law of.... Bianca: No Javert.... *Gives him a determined look* They got away... Samson: Damn.... *He sighs* Better do as she says Javert, she's got that look in here eye. Javert: *He dispells the attack* Very well but only this once... Samson: Well this is gonna take some explaining... Bianca: Yeah... Javert's Thoughts: I will allow this once and only once Bianca, if you ever get in the way of my duties again... I'll make sure you never so much as breath the word "marine." Samson: Are you coming Bianca? Bianca: Nah I'm gonna stay here for a bit... Samson: Alright then... Bianca's Thoughts: You're incredibly strong in both body and spirit, and all though you're seen as not only my enemy but an enemy of the world, I can tell you've got a good heart and that you only ever do what you think is right. I'll be looking forward to the next day we meet.... Alpharess D Ivan. Ivans thoughts: "I hope next time I see that marine woman that law guy and the giant buddha wont be around if only there were others like her" this sucks Susan: Ivan are you okay? Ivan: It's nothing sis don't worry about it.... How are they? Susan: Cleo said their gonna be fine but there gonna have to rest, you should too after lifting that gigantic man your muscles could have been damaged. Ivan: That doesnt matter as long as everyones okay then im okay what are they doing now? Susan: Well you could say there not quiet or resting or giving neither Cleo or Diablo a rest. Ivan: Guess that means their all right thats a relief. Diablo and Cleo: WOULD YOU BE QUIET ALREADY OR ILL KNOCK YOU TO NEXT WEEK!!!! Ivan: We'll get back to saobaody after they get better and hopefully we wont run into any marine women or giant buddhas or law guys or whatever those two were. Susan: "Susan gigles and looks at ivan with a smile" You were always soft with women guess you realy are like dad. Ivan: Yeah I guess I am.
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