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There was a spy watching the entire conversation that took place in the previous chapter. I now feel at liberty to tell you of his unfortunate adventure. Sodium was on country side duty. He was not happy, this was the dullest job there was. But just when he was about to get a cup of cufoxide, an exiting event occurred. A group of elements were talking. “No, Carbon is the only one who new how to destroy Francium. We need to get him?” is how Copper responded to this statement. “And do you have any ingenious ideas on how to free him?” retorted Phosphorus. “No, what do you have for 10 Cherons a day?”

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  • There was a spy watching the entire conversation that took place in the previous chapter. I now feel at liberty to tell you of his unfortunate adventure. Sodium was on country side duty. He was not happy, this was the dullest job there was. But just when he was about to get a cup of cufoxide, an exiting event occurred. A group of elements were talking. “No, Carbon is the only one who new how to destroy Francium. We need to get him?” is how Copper responded to this statement. “And do you have any ingenious ideas on how to free him?” retorted Phosphorus. “No, what do you have for 10 Cherons a day?”
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  • There was a spy watching the entire conversation that took place in the previous chapter. I now feel at liberty to tell you of his unfortunate adventure. Sodium was on country side duty. He was not happy, this was the dullest job there was. But just when he was about to get a cup of cufoxide, an exiting event occurred. A group of elements were talking. “No, Carbon is the only one who new how to destroy Francium. We need to get him?” is how Copper responded to this statement. “And do you have any ingenious ideas on how to free him?” retorted Phosphorus. Zinc interrupted with “Great Scott! Those Oxygen atoms must have combined with Carbon to make-” “CO2. There is only one way to separate them now”, responded Copper “Is to shock them with a high voltage electric shock.” Thoughts flourished through the Sodium atom, 'Was this the elements that Francium blew up? Yes, it was! How did they escape?!? No matter, I must tell Francium. Do I have my communication device. NO! How stupid of me! I thought I wouldn't need it. No matter, I will just go talk to him in person.' With that he got up and began to walk, 'What is this? Carbon is dead? No, only Oxidised. And now the only way to get him back is to shock them with lightning? Francium will be glad to hear of that. However, this Copper fellow, he still seams like a formidable enemy. HOW DID THEY ESCAPE!?!' This atom of Sodium was paying such little attention, that he walked right off a five foot drop. He didn't die, but he badly twisted his neutrons. He was unable to move. After sitting there for approximately three hours, an atom called Fluorine (which is one of the Halogens), crept up. And in a flash of light, you had a new element called SF, or Sodium-Fluoride And just as Carbon had lost control of his body, the atom of Sodium lost control of his. And Francium never heard a word of what happened that day. I will now cover the first part of the adventures of Copper, and Zinc. The date was now March 18, 2018, and the time read 9:00 AM GMT. Copper and Zinc's first act was to obtain a Hyar. Since Manchester was destroyed, neither of them had a Hyar, they needed to find one. “Gold will have a Hyar, so the one we get does not need to be good”, is what Copper said. The nearest city was Tamworth. There they found a Hyar rental place. They had nearly every model of Hyars. From 2011 to the current date 2018. An employee stepped out, and greeted this little group. The Employee said “I've got a great line up of Hyars. Would you like the 2016s Trimeron, only 100 Cherons a day?” Copper said, “No, that's too expensive, what-” “How about the 2014s Hilibolo, only 50 Cherons a day?” “No, what do you have for 10 Cherons a day?” “We have the 2012s, Formalot.” “We'll take it.” “We need it back by April 5.” “That will due” And pulling out the contract the employee said, “please sign on the dotted line.” Copper said “OK”, and signed the paper. Then after a tad more paperwork, Copper, and Zinc, drove of in the Formalot. Now the Hyar that these partners bought was old; it broke down far too much. After an hour and a half of driving, the Hyar broke down. Fortunately Copper was a skilled auto mechanic. I shall now recount the tell of the fixing of the Hyar. The time was now 11:00 AM GMT. And the partners were in the south part of the UK. The Hyar was going fine. until the frequency of the exhaust waves became long. Then with a loud, HHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm......... the Hyar stopped. “By Jove, there will be no way of saving Carbon now!” Exclaimed Zinc. Copper and Zinc got out of the Hyar. And after lifting the lid, and examining the parts for a moment or two, Copper Exclaimed, “It is only a problem with the Inomatic Hyrperfloughtley, it should only take an hour or so to fix.” “Well, it doesn't appear that we have much choice.” Copper and Zinc talked much while Copper was fixing the Hyar, but only small bits of it pertained to our story, these parts I will now share with you. Boron was saying, “So we our going through the Chunnel2?” “Yes, that is why we rented this Hyar, rather then getting on a boat or a plane.” “Just as long as this Hyar doesn't break down again...” No more of this conversation is important to this story. However, I may talk about it at a later time, or in a different tale. Just as Carbon was fixing the last Fromarotub he said “The Hyar is fixed, but it may soon brake again.” “Good show”, is how Zinc returned the coment. These two elements got back into the Hyar, and started driving towards the Chunnel. There was yet another spy watching Copper and Zinc. He had to contact Francium, but how? If he went to him in person, these two elements would get away. No he had to fallow them. 'So how do I contact Francium? STUPID, I will use my communication device.' While he was driving his Hyar, fallowing Copper and Zinc, he got out his radio. However let this be a lesson, never talk on a cellphone, and drive, or you shall end up like this spy here today. He had just got out his phone, but since he wasn't looking at the road, there was a stoplight about 2 ribodlids away. He slammed on his brakes. He lost control of his phone, and it flew out the side window, which was currently open. He was about to get it, however, just as it hit the ground, a huge double Hyar, came up, and smashed it to a pulp. There was now no way to contact Francium, but in person, and in that time, Copper and Zinc could escape. He had to fallow them. However, if they stopped, he could overtake them, and capture them. Francium would promote him for sure. It would be an easy matter to overtake them in that little excuse for a Hyar they were in. With the smashing of the cellphone, Copper and Zinc noticed that they were being fallowed. Copper said, “If this Hyar brakes down again, we shall be overtaken.” Zinc said, “Then how can we prevent this car from braking?” “This car will break again soon, and there is no way from saving it, we must get away from this spy!” “Great Scott! Our little journey just keeps getting more, and more exciting!” “This is only the beginning.” They had driven for another hour, and they had reached the beginning of the Chunnel. Copper said, “This car only has about ten minuets of driving left in it, after that, we will have to pull over and make repairs.” And so Zinc said, “The plot thickens, we must loose him now.” “Yes, but it should be fairly easy to loose him in the Chunnel, but...” “But what?” “We will need to get out of the Chunnel, and at our top speed, that take about ten minuets.” “We'll be cutting it close.” “Lets go!” The spy did not expect to see anything like this. Could such small atoms, in such a small Hyar go that fast? No matter, he had to fallow them. And he sped up. Zinc looked back, and saw the spy speeding up, and he told Copper so. Copper replied with, “Good, now if we can get him to crash into another Hyar, we will have the necessary time to get away.” And so they sped up. They were going far to fast to be safe. But what did it matter? If they slowed down the spy would catch them. The spy saw them, 'What, they've seen me! They are trying to get away! I must fallow them.' This high speed chase continued on for five minutes. “I would guess this Hyar has about five more minutes left in it!” said Copper. “How long will it take us to get out of the tunnel!?!” asked Zinc. “About six minutes!” They had to yell, they were going fast, and there was many a Hyar whizzing by. Just then Zinc saw a huge double3 heading for them, and said, “Look, the person driving the double is drunk! We can trick him into driving in our lane.” And with that Copper made a turn into the opposite lane. There was many a bad gesture, but the person driving the double went into the other lane. 'What, these elements are stupid! And yet, smart, we MUST DESTROY THEM!!!' The spy tried to go into a different lane, but he only succeeded in loosing control of his Hyar. The double drew closer to him, and BOOM!!! With sparks, the two Hyars Crashed. There was a big crash, over a dozen Hyars hit the spy, however, Copper and Zinc maneged to get into their lane again, and kept driving. Zinc was ecstatic, “We made it! Even if our Hyar breaks down again, the spy will be injured, and won't be able to get us!” Copper was not as excited. “Yes, but I'm sure a dozen people saw us. We can't let them get us. There it was, they saw the light, they only needed to go a bit further. HHHHHHHHHHM “Great Scott!' HMMMMMMM “Five more feet!” MMMMMhhh “Were out!” Mmhhhhhhhh Copper had to head for a bush. That way nobody would see it, and so he could come back and retrieve the Hyar. hhhhhmhmhmh nearest bush is Five yards away!' mmmmhmmmmhhmmmmm 'Two yards!' mmmmmmmmmmmmmm In the bush! YES!!! mm...... Coper and Zinc then got out of the car, and headed to the nearest bus stop, they still needed to find Gold. The time was now 4 PM GMT+1.
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