Stephen Joseph Harper (born April 30, 1959) was the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada. He has been PM of the Confederation from 2006 - 2015. He has been a Member of Parliament for Calgary since 1993, also the year he married Laureen Teskey. He was leader of the Conservatives until resigning on October 19, 2015. Rona Ambrose is currently the interim leader. Harper has appointed 7 supreme court justices. Earlier this year Alberta voted in an NDP Government.
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| - Stephen Joseph Harper (born April 30, 1959) was the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada. He has been PM of the Confederation from 2006 - 2015. He has been a Member of Parliament for Calgary since 1993, also the year he married Laureen Teskey. He was leader of the Conservatives until resigning on October 19, 2015. Rona Ambrose is currently the interim leader. Harper has appointed 7 supreme court justices. Earlier this year Alberta voted in an NDP Government.
- Stephen Harper is a member of the Unionist Party, and Comys Prower's political rival. He announced to be running in the 2016 election.
- Stephen Joseph Harper is the former Prime Minister of Canada. He extended Canada's occupation of Afghanistan, called same sex marriage "vile and disgusting", and favored a more American influenced Canada, by favoring American investment in Canada. In 2003, he favored going to war with Iraq. Harper also ran anti-opposition commercials which were eerily similar to what would be expected from dictators like Batista or Pinochet. In 2016 it was revealed that Harper was no friend of People who were pro-life.
- Stephen Harper is the current Prime Minister of Canada, which makes him irrelevant to U.S. citizens. He is the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, and captain of the George W. Bush fan club. He is also rumored to have slain his opponents with a single glance from his laser eyes. Under his rule the Canadian economy has soared with the CND dollars even surpassing the American. Harper resides in the official residential igloo of Canada, along with 10 sled dogs and a French-Canadian beaver-pelt trapper named Louis.
- Stephen was constantly bullied about his name at school. This gave him his life-long hatred of his home province of Ontario and the welfare-state values of its inhabitants. As soon as he could he moved to the right-thinking province of Alberta and changed his name to Harper. For a whole host of unfathomable reasons he ended up as Prime Minister of all Canada, pledging to rid the country of all government programs smacking of benevolence. At that time someone dragged up his old nickname from grade school when he was still Stephen Harp. "Harp-seal" his class-mates used to taunt. His status as a fur-bearing mammal is unproven since we have yet to see him in shorts. However, some Canadians now believe that, furry or not, he should be immediately clubbed to death on an ice floe.
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| - Stephen was constantly bullied about his name at school. This gave him his life-long hatred of his home province of Ontario and the welfare-state values of its inhabitants. As soon as he could he moved to the right-thinking province of Alberta and changed his name to Harper. For a whole host of unfathomable reasons he ended up as Prime Minister of all Canada, pledging to rid the country of all government programs smacking of benevolence. At that time someone dragged up his old nickname from grade school when he was still Stephen Harp. "Harp-seal" his class-mates used to taunt. His status as a fur-bearing mammal is unproven since we have yet to see him in shorts. However, some Canadians now believe that, furry or not, he should be immediately clubbed to death on an ice floe. Rumour has it that the harp-seal moniker from his childhood came to light again during an obscure debate with former Prime Minister Paul Martin. Witnesses who were there claim that Harper kept referring to Martin as "M-A-R-T-E-N" and dismissing him as "therefore nothing more than a weasel." In the world of politics where saying so makes it so, this appeared to seal Martin's fate as a has-been. Harper concluded: "do something useful and make yourself into a nice fur coat for my wife." But with the final nail apparently in Martin's coffin he came back with the old harp-seal joke. However, the Canadian public, in the next election, decided that seals were cute and cuddily, whereas weasels were not. Harper won the election, which just goes to show that when you say something in politics everyone will believe it, so you should make sure it's the right thing.
- Stephen Joseph Harper (born April 30, 1959) was the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada. He has been PM of the Confederation from 2006 - 2015. He has been a Member of Parliament for Calgary since 1993, also the year he married Laureen Teskey. He was leader of the Conservatives until resigning on October 19, 2015. Rona Ambrose is currently the interim leader. Harper has appointed 7 supreme court justices. Earlier this year Alberta voted in an NDP Government.
- Stephen Harper is a member of the Unionist Party, and Comys Prower's political rival. He announced to be running in the 2016 election.
- Stephen Harper is the current Prime Minister of Canada, which makes him irrelevant to U.S. citizens. He is the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, and captain of the George W. Bush fan club. He is also rumored to have slain his opponents with a single glance from his laser eyes. Under his rule the Canadian economy has soared with the CND dollars even surpassing the American. Harper resides in the official residential igloo of Canada, along with 10 sled dogs and a French-Canadian beaver-pelt trapper named Louis. Stephen Harper does not eat babies, although it has been proven he often consumes children's shoes. Only the bear-humping terrorists (the FLQ) want you to believe he eats babies.
- Stephen Joseph Harper is the former Prime Minister of Canada. He extended Canada's occupation of Afghanistan, called same sex marriage "vile and disgusting", and favored a more American influenced Canada, by favoring American investment in Canada. In 2003, he favored going to war with Iraq. He cut $35 Billion from Canada's health care system which would've given higher-quality medicine to a wealthy elite and would leave the rest of the people with low quality health care. He often repressed the media and made sure that during press conferences reporters agreed to only ask certain questions. He restricted access to unemployment insurance, and his government passed laws that made it more difficult for refugees to find asylum in Canada, as well as refusing to seek clemency for Canadians sentenced to death in other countries. When Harper lead the official opposition as leader of the center-right Conservative Party, he criticized Belinda Stronach for switching over to the Liberal Party in exchange for a cabinet position. However, immediately after his election, Harper invited a BC liberal to switch sides and he immediately did. Harper promised a bill to make an elected Canadian Senate but almost ten years after his promise, he not only did not propose the bill but appointed more Senators than any other Prime Minister in Canadian history. Harper also ran anti-opposition commercials which were eerily similar to what would be expected from dictators like Batista or Pinochet. In 2016 it was revealed that Harper was no friend of People who were pro-life.
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