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Great Yarmouth is the number one holiday destination for the chavs, elderly and deceased of the Great Britain. The name of the slum or as the locals call it, "town" is the largest paradox in the UK, and Margaret Thatcher would undoubtedly have annihilated it had she not been deceived by the name. It proudly boasts the greatest number of people with the lowest collective IQ in the whole of the northern hemisphere and is only beaten for number of Portuguese residents by, well, Portugal. In addition, the number of Indian owned corner shops could only be higher if they built, well, more corners.

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rdfs:comment	Great Yarmouth is the number one holiday destination for the chavs, elderly and deceased of the Great Britain. The name of the slum or as the locals call it, "town" is the largest paradox in the UK, and Margaret Thatcher would undoubtedly have annihilated it had she not been deceived by the name. It proudly boasts the greatest number of people with the lowest collective IQ in the whole of the northern hemisphere and is only beaten for number of Portuguese residents by, well, Portugal. In addition, the number of Indian owned corner shops could only be higher if they built, well, more corners.
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abstract	Great Yarmouth is the number one holiday destination for the chavs, elderly and deceased of the Great Britain. The name of the slum or as the locals call it, "town" is the largest paradox in the UK, and Margaret Thatcher would undoubtedly have annihilated it had she not been deceived by the name. It proudly boasts the greatest number of people with the lowest collective IQ in the whole of the northern hemisphere and is only beaten for number of Portuguese residents by, well, Portugal. In addition, the number of Indian owned corner shops could only be higher if they built, well, more corners. Yarmouth was first discovered by Sir Walter Raleigh in the middle ages, who promptly created the River Yare in order to keep any residents from escaping. He added the 'Great' to the beginning of the name in the world's most moronic use of the English language to date. The large majority of the population are Chavs. Many of the residents of Yarmouth pride themselves on the ownership of an ASBO. The council are considering giving the whole town an ASBO to save the trouble of having to send them to the right address. The local Mothercare recently started stocking Cider in order to appeal to the next generation, but has now been shut down after multiple ram raids, burglaries and thefts of the cider. Many of the chavs that have attempted crimes on this mothercare have worn ridiculous outfits to try to persuade the staff that they are babies. Mothercare staff have been warned that a 'baby' with a moustache is not necessarily an older chav mimicking babies, but the result of multiple generations of inbreeding that Yarmouth is renowned for. Inbred families save money at Christmas as their Uncle and Dad (or Auntie and Mum) could be the same person - hence halving expenditure on presents and cards. Those without polydactyly are discriminated against in such a place.

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