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| - In the late 20th century, a lone Human blocked a convoy of tanks in this square. After Jonathan Archer restored a damaged timeline, this event could be seen in the time stream as the timeline realigned itself. (ENT: "Storm Front, Part II") In the 24th century, the Federation starship USS Tian An Men was named after this square. (TNG: "Redemption II" )
- Tiananmen Square is a central place in Beijing.
- Tiananmen Square was a location in China. At one point in the 1980s, it was the site of a bloody crackdown at the hands of the Chinese government during which Gary Seven and Roberta Lincoln had heard reports that Khan Noonien Singh was killed, but this was later disproved. (TOS novel: The Rise and Fall of Khan Noonien Singh, Volume 1)
- Tiananmen Square is the location in China where Stephen Colbert led a massive protest against the evil totalitarian Communist Chinese government in 1989. Liberals have suppressed information to the media that Stephen Colbert is the famous "unknown rebel." The factoid that so many people participated in the protests proves that not all Chinese people are communists. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
- On his visit to China, President Richard Nixon noted the overcrowded-ness of the nation, and quipped, "I'll bet you 10 bucks that you guys don't even have a single square kilometer that doesn't have one of you guys in it." Upon investigation, the Chinese government determined that what Nixon said was true. Shortly thereafter, for fear of losing the $10, Chairman Mao Zedong established the Square, and set up a perimeter around it to keep the citizens and tourists out. Since then, the Square has been an icon of Chinese control.
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| - On his visit to China, President Richard Nixon noted the overcrowded-ness of the nation, and quipped, "I'll bet you 10 bucks that you guys don't even have a single square kilometer that doesn't have one of you guys in it." Upon investigation, the Chinese government determined that what Nixon said was true. Shortly thereafter, for fear of losing the $10, Chairman Mao Zedong established the Square, and set up a perimeter around it to keep the citizens and tourists out. Since then, the Square has been an icon of Chinese control. In 1989, college students, protesting the restrictive nature of the Chinese government, used the Square to exhibit their defiance of Chinese authority. Several students broke through the defenses of the Square, and simply stood about. Angered by this act, the Chinese government sent remote-control led tanks into the Square to chase them out. Unfortunately, the tanks proved hard to control, and several students were killed. Some individuals saw this as a tragedy, while many others rejoiced at these events, as they opened up new funding lines for poor graduate students. If it was not for this event, George W. Bush would not have been able to attend Yale in Beijing. Because China is Communist and restrictive of the wonderful internet, Chinese people are unable to Google the events at Tiananmen Square. In fact, their control over all forms of media is better than that of American programs such as the FCC. If a Chinese man were caught investigating Tiananmen Square, he would be punished as though he had been stealing from the Big Cookie himself, Mao Zedong - with a horrible, horrible death, and his body ground up and put in a jar, after which he would certainly not be fine. Because of this, most Chinese people stick to working themselves to death in the rice fields, struggling together to serve the great collective and pray that someday they will be liberated by the mighty Americans, who are harbingers of awesomeness and make the world happy.
- In the late 20th century, a lone Human blocked a convoy of tanks in this square. After Jonathan Archer restored a damaged timeline, this event could be seen in the time stream as the timeline realigned itself. (ENT: "Storm Front, Part II") In the 24th century, the Federation starship USS Tian An Men was named after this square. (TNG: "Redemption II" )
- Tiananmen Square is a central place in Beijing.
- Tiananmen Square was a location in China. At one point in the 1980s, it was the site of a bloody crackdown at the hands of the Chinese government during which Gary Seven and Roberta Lincoln had heard reports that Khan Noonien Singh was killed, but this was later disproved. (TOS novel: The Rise and Fall of Khan Noonien Singh, Volume 1)
- Tiananmen Square is the location in China where Stephen Colbert led a massive protest against the evil totalitarian Communist Chinese government in 1989. Liberals have suppressed information to the media that Stephen Colbert is the famous "unknown rebel." The factoid that so many people participated in the protests proves that not all Chinese people are communists. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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