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Preying on the general public's enjoyment of watching little people in real life, an evil corporation sought to have a show about them. However, all the real little people had far too much dignity to exploit themselves on television. So the company hired Al Pacino, dressed him in a wig and orange whatnot for comic relief, and duplicated him to create a full cast. Due to an oversight, however, Pacino was not credited in the show's debut.

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  • Preying on the general public's enjoyment of watching little people in real life, an evil corporation sought to have a show about them. However, all the real little people had far too much dignity to exploit themselves on television. So the company hired Al Pacino, dressed him in a wig and orange whatnot for comic relief, and duplicated him to create a full cast. Due to an oversight, however, Pacino was not credited in the show's debut.
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  • Preying on the general public's enjoyment of watching little people in real life, an evil corporation sought to have a show about them. However, all the real little people had far too much dignity to exploit themselves on television. So the company hired Al Pacino, dressed him in a wig and orange whatnot for comic relief, and duplicated him to create a full cast. Due to an oversight, however, Pacino was not credited in the show's debut. The show, called Oompa-Loompas after the William Wordsworth novel of the same title, ran for one season in 1984. It was abruptly canceled after the disaster that occurred at the Oompa-Loompas studio. On March 25th, just after finishing Episode 30: I Can Only be the Four-Foot-Three Me, Pacino was angered by one of the light operators and promptly killed the man, rumour stating that he did so by repeated head-to-crotch bludgeoning. What Pacino did afterwards is disputed, but the general belief is that he escaped from the United States and went further north, possibly to Iceland. There he is believed to have met and bred with Bjork, creating the small population of little people we call Oompa-Loompas.
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