rdfs:comment
| - Then in 1895, the Japanese invaded and tried to turn everyone there into sad Anime cartoons. During this cruel time, the Teletubby Resistance was led by Kim-Kill Po, Lil Kim-Kong Laa-Laa, Park Chu Tinky Winky, and Samsung Itsy Bitsy Polka-Dot Dipsy. In a violent upheaval in which a lot of people got sick on jelly, the Japanese retreated and left Teletubbyland.
|
abstract
| - Then in 1895, the Japanese invaded and tried to turn everyone there into sad Anime cartoons. During this cruel time, the Teletubby Resistance was led by Kim-Kill Po, Lil Kim-Kong Laa-Laa, Park Chu Tinky Winky, and Samsung Itsy Bitsy Polka-Dot Dipsy. In a violent upheaval in which a lot of people got sick on jelly, the Japanese retreated and left Teletubbyland. At first, all was happy once again. Then petty jealousies broke out between Po and Laa-Laa on one side, and Tinky Winky and Dipsy on the other. They kept to separate sides of the cheerfully verdant, rolling green hills, but then a very, very, very, very violent struggle broke out, replete with the flying of fuzzy-wuzzy fists and kicks to undefended Teletubby groins. Po and Laa-Laa emerged as victors and announced—after long telephone exchanges with the Soviet premier—they would now "go Stalinist" and shoot pea soup at their rivals. Tinky Winky and Dipsy ran crying to the United Nations and asked General Douglas MacArthur to intervene on their behalf. The Chinese joined the fight, declaring Tinky Winky to be a bad moral influence and Dipsy a decadent, Westernised alcoholic.
|