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| - This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents episode, "Power Mad!" from season 1, which aired on March 30, 2001. Timmy: This is quiet, too quiet. [something moves] What was that? [carrots start flying] Wanda: Timmy, look out! Cosmo: That's double the daily recommended supply of beta carotene! [Timmy is dodging the carrots] Timmy: No-o! Cosmo: I'm hit, a lot! Wanda: Look out! They're coming closer! They're... They're... [The shadowed figures reveal themselves to be cute ninja bunnies.] Timmy: Ninja bunnies? Ugh, that's it, helmets off. [Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda take their virtual reality helmets off.] Cosmo: [covered with holes from the carrot attack] Look at me! I'm cheese! Wanda: Something wrong, Timmy? Timmy: Fuzzy bunnies? What am I, four? [The door is then kicked open by Vicky, shattering the fishbowl Cosmo and Wanda in] Vicky: Hey, I heard happy! What's going on in here? Timmy: Uhh, nothing. Just playing video games. Vicky: Well, keep it down. You know when I'm watching you, I'm watching something on TV!! [The door is slammed shut. The fishbowl is magically unharmed, with Cosmo and Wanda stuck inside] Cosmo: That was close! Wanda: No, this is close. Cosmo: I'm chafing! Timmy: I need to go to the bathroom, guys. While I'm gone, please fix this game. No bunnies, no ponies; make a game that will scare the pants off me. Cosmo: But, you'll be in the can! You'll already have your pants-- Wanda: Why don't you wish for exactly what you want and we'll do our best? Timmy: I wish for a video game that's challenging, a game that you can't wish yourself out of! [Timmy leaves for the bathroom.] Cosmo: That wish is just vague enough to work! Wanda: But we're gonna need a lot of power to make it work! Cosmo: One tough video game coming up! Chester: Wow! A.J.: What was that? Chester: The power surged. A.J.: Every light in the city dimmed. Chester: That can only mean one thing. Chester and A.J.: [yelling in excitement] Timmy's got a new video game! Wanda: I hope Timmy likes his new game. Chester: Hey! Where is he? A.J.: Timmy always goes to the bathroom at 6:13. Chester: That's weird... He always struck me as a.. 7:43 whizzinator. A.J.: Cool! Virtual reality helmets! Wanda: Well, that's not good. Timmy: [running into the room] Hey! What's up with the power surge? Cosmo: Shh, shh! Look! Chester and A.J. are on TV! Timmy: What?!? Chester: Hey! This is weird! Usually Timmy's games are filled with fuzzy bunnies. A.J.: I know! What is he, four? Timmy: Those creeps! Wait 'til I reset them! Wanda: No! If you turn the game off while they're in there, or if they lose their three lives, they'll disappear forever. Timmy: What? Then I wish them out of the game! Cosmo: Um, Timmy, we can't, remember? Quote: I wish for a game that's challenging--a game you can't wish yourself out of. Unquote. Wanda: You either win the game or take off the helmet. Timmy: You guys don't do anything halfway, don't you? Wanda: Nope. We're two halves of a whole idiot! Timmy: Oh, no! [runs out of the room and sees Vicky turning a lamp on and off in the living room] The video game is using so much energy that anything Vicky plugs in could turn off the power and turn the game off! [runs back to his room] Those two are goners unless they get them out of there! Guys, keep Vicky from using any more power. I'm going in. [puts the virtual reality helmet on] Cosmo: Uh, he's just being vague again. Vicky: And this is the TV, and this is the VCR, and this is the DVD, and this is the surround sound, and this is the combination microwave popcorn maker and neck massager, and I don't know what this plug does, but I AIN'T PAYIN' FOR THE ELECTRICITY! [plugs in the last plug and goes to watch TV] Wanda: We can't let her plug all those things in! She's gonna blow the power! Cosmo: Let's go! [pulls out all the plugs] Follow me to the TV, I have an idea! Wanda: [pulls out a notebook and pencil] Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea! Cosmo: Waa-nda, you got some splainin' to do! Wanda: Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining," I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want. Cosmo: Eh, babaloo? Wanda: That, too. [Cosmo and the baby held in Wanda's hands start crying.] Vicky: Boring! [changes the channel] Wanda: And now, here's Cosmo with the weather. Cosmo: ...I thought you said feather. ... [smiles] Timmy: Cool! The electric shredder balls of doom! Man, Cosmo and Wanda really made this game a lot... [Timmy is hit by a shredder ball] ...tougher. [disappears and reappears, losing a life] I lost a life! In level one! What am I, four? Wanda: Just let me clarify this--you married your car. Cosmo: Yep! Now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon! Wanda: And we'll be right back! Vicky: Ya-awn. Timmy: If I'm not careful, I could get killed! ...Neat! [the game begins to grow slightly dim] Oh, no! Another power surge! A.J.: AAAAAH! [falls to his death and loses a life] Chester: Cool! Timmy: Huh... This looks like an underwater version of my Aunt Gertrude's house. Aunt Gertrude: Hello, Timmy! Let Aunt Gertrude pinch those chubby cheeks of yours! Timmy: I hope she means my face! Wanda: I'm a Wanda coin! You may have one wish. Timmy: I wish I had cheeks of steel! Wanda: I hope you mean your face. Timmy: I do! Cosmo: It's a show about nothing! ...How do we know when it's over? Vicky: I do. [changes channel, and Cosmo is seen again and there is a voiceover describing him.] Narrator: His velvety voice and beautiful lyrics have moved many generations. Cosmo: The wheels on the bus go around and round! Narrator: He has a talent that will fill your heart with joy. Cosmo: There was a farmer who had a dog and BINGO was his name, OH! Vicky: Man, there is nothing on today! A.J.: Wow, the Classroom of Doom level! Chester: Hey, look! [points down, where many janitors are seen with sharp pointed cleaners held in their hands.] Chester: Apparently, if you don't pass this class, you spend the rest of your life as a janitor. A.J.: There's a lesson in that. Timmy: Guys, I've found you! Chester: Hey, Timmy! Great game, dude! Timmy: We've gotta get outta here! A.J.: No way! This is the greatest video game ever! Timmy: But we only have two lives left! A.J.: So? It's not like if we get wasted in here, we disappear forever, right? Timmy: Uhhhh... Chester: [smugly] Besides, I have three lives. Timmy: Stop! [Chester reappears, furious] Guys, we have to stick together! [Chester tries to throw A.J. but Timmy grabbed A.J. before he got thrown] Only together, through the power of teamwork, can we... Chester and A.J.: Wow, come on! I'm on top of the desk! Whoo-hoo! Timmy: Argh... [chases after them] Vicky: What the heck is wrong with this thing?! [pounding the remote on the couch] Cosmo: I'm all out of ideas! Wanda: Well, easy come easy go. Vicky: No wonder nothing's working. All the plugs came out! Cosmo and Wanda: Oh, no! Wanda: Oh no, the power's out! Timmy!!! Cosmo? Cosmo: I had another idea! Wanda: [pulls out notepad and pencil and writes] This was a magnificent day for Cosmo! Way to keep the power going, sweetie! Cosmo: [breathing] Good thing I'm more hungry than tired. Timmy: Guys, wait! We REALLY need to stop playing! Chester: Why? Timmy: Uh... I have to go? A.J.: No, you don't. You just went at 6:13. Chester: Besides, we only got... Chester and A.J.: ONE LEVEL LEFT!! [The three of them enter the level, which happens to be Timmy's living room] Timmy: Hey, we're in my living room! Phew, we're finally out of the game. A.J.: How anti-climatic. Chester: Yeah, what a gyp. Timmy: Oh no, my helmet's still on! We're still in the game! Robot Vicky: Ahahaha! Well, Well, looks like I'm having three helpings of TWERP for dinner! Timmy: Guys! Take off the helmets! Quick! Chester: Don't freak, dude! We still have two more lives left. Chester: That is one BAD babysitter. Robot Vicky: Time to BABYSIT! [shows off her mecha-butt, which has been replaced with a roll of spikes.] Timmy, Chester, and A.J.: AAAAAAH! Timmy: NOO! They'll be gone forever! Wanda: OH NO! That was Timmy's last life! Cosmo: [sobbing] It's all your fault! Chester: Whoa! He gave his last life for us! A.J.: Even virtually, that was pretty cool. [Cut back to scoreboard. Timmy's score is still counting up to 50,000,000 points.] Wanda: Hey, if Timmy's gone for good, why is his score still going up? [Cut to Chester and A.J.. Miraculously, Timmy reappears in the game.] Timmy: I'm alive?!? But how?! Chester: Sacrificing your lives for us-- A.J.: --Must have given you enough points for a free man! Timmy: Cool! Let's rock! Timmy: A Cosmo coin! [Robot Vicky blocks the coin and growls] Guys, we've got to get that coin! Go! Robot Vicky: Fear my sitting butt! A.J.: Wow, that's comfy! Timmy, Chester, and A.J.: Beautiful! Timmy: The coin! Robot Vicky: [Vicky growls and sends two missiles off her mouth at the three] Bye-bye, twerp! A.J.: Goo, Timmy! Cosmo: I'm a Cosmo coin, and boy, am I glad to see you. Timmy: Ditto! Wanda: This'll be great for my glutes! Cosmo: Whatcha need, sport? Timmy: I wish I had something to stop Vicky! Cosmo: Hey, that's just vague enough to work! Mrs. Turner: Oh, Vicky! It's us. Mr. Turner: Timmy's mom and dad! Mrs. Turner: We're back! Mr. Turner: You can go home now. Robot Vicky: NOOO!!! [melts into a powerless puddle] Vicky: All right, game over. You twerps are OUTTA HERE! Timmy's has to rewire the house because I CAN'T WATCH MY SHOWS!!! Chester: Later, dude. A.J.: Bye, Timmy! See ya tomorrow! Timmy: Hey, Vicky, why don't you watch your shows on this? This virtual reality helmet puts you right into the middle of your favorite programs. Vicky: Gimme that. [puts on the helmet and enters the game] Cool! The Tetherball channel! Oww, ow, ow, ow, ow! Timmy: Hahahahahaha! Cosmo: [to Wanda] High fin! Wanda: How about a kiss instead? Cosmo: I'm game. Vicky: Hey, is that Timmy's Aunt Gertrude? OWWW!! Ahahahaha...
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