Xiangqi (Simplified Chinese: 象棋, Traditional Chinese: 個英俊的王子誰救出名淑女) is a two-player board game that was created by communist leaders as part of the great conspiracy to destroy the Western World. The game initially achieved widespread success and spread quickly from rural to urban areas, where players were persuaded to play by the mysterious voices they heard after inhaling the omnipresent turpentine fumes. The game was brought to the US by agents of the KGB in an effort to assimilate communist culture into the minds of children, though all this accomplished was giving the game of chess the equivalent of a nerdy Asian kid to shoot spitballs at in math class. The game is played by two players whose goal is to put their opponent's general in checkmate, thus winning the game and gaining the co
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