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| - Swirlage, a phrase coined by Aaron Stevens, is a technique used to direct a fart at a target. The target is usually another person, but can be any object or animal, such as an unwary dog or cat. This "Swirlage" technique is used more often than the traditional "Wave" or "Fan," wherein the farter simply waves his or her hand back and forth, forcing the fart forward in a general direction. The problems with these more traditional methods can be summed up into three simple ones: Lack of Speed, (LOS), Lack of Accuracy (LOA), and Lack of Distance (LOD). The reasons for these problems are easy to understand if broken down into a science; With the traditional "Wave," the hand waving the fart is usually moved in a back and forth motion, and it is that very motion that causes "Broken air flow." Thi
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| - Swirlage, a phrase coined by Aaron Stevens, is a technique used to direct a fart at a target. The target is usually another person, but can be any object or animal, such as an unwary dog or cat. This "Swirlage" technique is used more often than the traditional "Wave" or "Fan," wherein the farter simply waves his or her hand back and forth, forcing the fart forward in a general direction. The problems with these more traditional methods can be summed up into three simple ones: Lack of Speed, (LOS), Lack of Accuracy (LOA), and Lack of Distance (LOD). The reasons for these problems are easy to understand if broken down into a science; With the traditional "Wave," the hand waving the fart is usually moved in a back and forth motion, and it is that very motion that causes "Broken air flow." This makes for a very poor and unstable flow of air, and therefore, an unstable and stagnant fart. But, there is much proficient alternative, and that is Swirlage. In Swirlage, the farter makes a tornado like motion with his finger(s)in the general direction of the target. This siphoning motion causes a very fast and easy moving flow of air, not only making the fart, be it a long boomer, or a short popper, or even a silent one, move quicker at the target, but also increasing its distance drastically. (See the above Figure for visual aid)
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