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Early in the year 1492, a conflict between the Pope and some Mormon missionaries escalated into what is now known as the Great Mormon-Catholic War. The Great Mormon-Catholic War was a devastating series of battles between Mormons and Catholics, taking place in almost every corner of the world including Tonga and was one of the causes of the birth of both Satanism and Scientology in the year 2001.

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rdf:type	Military conflict
rdfs:label	Great Mormon-Catholic War
rdfs:comment	Early in the year 1492, a conflict between the Pope and some Mormon missionaries escalated into what is now known as the Great Mormon-Catholic War. The Great Mormon-Catholic War was a devastating series of battles between Mormons and Catholics, taking place in almost every corner of the world including Tonga and was one of the causes of the birth of both Satanism and Scientology in the year 2001.
dcterms:subject	Cult Founders Catholicism Cults Wars Popes
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Date	--12-25
Commander	20(xsd:integer) Joseph Smith Satan Moe The Ur-Grue
Territory	Mormons invaded the Rhineland and Catholics took over Arizona.
Cause	The Mormon missionaries continually harassed the Pope while he was entertaining a lady friend and closing a deal with Satan at the same time. The Pope declared war shortly thereafter.
Casualties	0(xsd:integer) 36(xsd:integer) 8800037(xsd:integer) 12000000(xsd:integer) 88000001(xsd:integer) Civilian dead: Military dead: Total dead: Total dead
Result	Mormons' numbers severely limited but gain free rein of the United States. New York is doomed to eternal salvation. Racism is gone forever and ever. Catholics share domination of the world with monkeys on weekends.
combatant	20(xsd:integer) Grues Chuck Norris '''20pxCatholics '''Mormons Monkeys''' Various pot smokers'''
Place	Vatican City, Yuma, Tonga and Uncyclopedia
Conflict	Great Mormon-Catholic War
abstract	Early in the year 1492, a conflict between the Pope and some Mormon missionaries escalated into what is now known as the Great Mormon-Catholic War. The Great Mormon-Catholic War was a devastating series of battles between Mormons and Catholics, taking place in almost every corner of the world including Tonga and was one of the causes of the birth of both Satanism and Scientology in the year 2001.

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