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| - Mario and Luigi: Stupid Mario! Wario: Losers! Mario: Um, Episode Three? Luigi: Hey, Wario, buddy. Wanna ride go-karts? Wario: No. Moving vehicles make me noxious. Luigi: Oh, that's okay. How 'bout tennis? Wario: No. Too much moving around. Luigi: Oh, all right. Soccer? Wario: No! I have bad knees! Luigi: Oh, okay. Well, how about we-- Wario: PLEASE?! Wario: You know Luigi, you've been annoying the crap out of me so much you make my ulcer bleed! How 'bout you just go back to Mario?! Heh heh! Luigi: Well, fine. I will. Wario: Nyeh, nyeh... Mario: What a surprise, another letter from-a Bowser! Luigi: Okie day!
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| - Mario and Luigi: Stupid Mario! Wario: Losers! Mario: Um, Episode Three? Luigi: Hey, Wario, buddy. Wanna ride go-karts? Wario: No. Moving vehicles make me noxious. Luigi: Oh, that's okay. How 'bout tennis? Wario: No. Too much moving around. Luigi: Oh, all right. Soccer? Wario: No! I have bad knees! Luigi: Oh, okay. Well, how about we-- Wario: PLEASE?! Wario: You know Luigi, you've been annoying the crap out of me so much you make my ulcer bleed! How 'bout you just go back to Mario?! Heh heh! Luigi: Well, fine. I will. Wario: Nyeh, nyeh... Wario: Well good riddance, ya green piece-a crap! I'll get you back later when, uh, when, when I feel like it, weh... Mario: What a surprise, another letter from-a Bowser! Luigi: Indeed! Do read. Bowser: Uh............... You guys still alive over there...? I mean, this ain't cool... I miss you... CALL ME! Mario: I've just lost about all respect for that man...turtle, dinosaur! What ever that guy is! Luigi: But Mario! Shouldn't we go back to the Mushroom Kingdom for just a little bit? I mean, who's-a going to feed Yoshi ? Mario: Hmm... You know he's a big-a boy, he can feed himself! Luigi: Okie day! Mario: Want to go watch a movie? Luigi: All right! [Mario and Luigi run down the hill this time. The footage is noticeably played in reverse.] Luigi: Oh! I love this scene! Mario: You know, Peter Jackson didn't have a lot of money when he was making Fellowship of the Ring, so instead of lots of CGI special effects, he had to resort to practical effects and optical tricks! Luigi: Mario, will you please shut up during this part of the movie, I'm trying to enjoy it. Mario: Okay. Ooh, ooh, ooh! This is the part, where, where Gandalf and Saruman have a big fight- Luigi: Mario! For the love of Goombas! Will you please just be quiet, and not talk! Mario (mumbling): ...tell me I can't talk throughout the movie... Narrator: 12 hours later! Mario: I love that-a movie! Ohohoho... Luigi: Mario! You talked throughout the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy! Now I'll never know what happens to Aragorn! Luigi: Yeah, I bet Wario watches really stupid movies. Wario: Weh heh! I love polar bears! Peter Jackson sucks!
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