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| - The Shining Nation of Rellacrystal is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Brenna Arvithan with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.985 billion Crystalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
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| - The Shining Nation of Rellacrystal is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Brenna Arvithan with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.985 billion Crystalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives. The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rystalia. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy. The frighteningly efficient Crystalian economy, worth 521 trillion Crystal Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,893 Crystal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens. The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, Rellacrystal's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rellacrystal's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sanctae Lumen. Rellacrystal is ranked 173,706th in the world and 1,435th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -174.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
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