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| - Narwhals is a toon. Posted: 20th February, 2009 Summary: What's the best mammal in the Ocean? The Narwhal of course.
- Narwhals were beaked whales which could be seen in the northern waters of Rokugan.
- The Narwhal (Monodon monoceros) is a medium-sized toothed whale of evil that lives year-round in the Arctic. One of two species of whale in the Monodontidae family, along with the wretched Beluga whale, the narwhal males are distinguished by a characteristic long, straight, hard, sexually pleasing, helical tusk extending from their upper left jaw, to attract small male boys and thus better serve in the Narwhal armies. It is only a coincidence that narwhals are Catholic.
- Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Coz they are so awesome Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Pretty big and pretty white They beat a polar bear in a fight Like an underwater unicorn They've got a kick-ass facial horn They're the Jedi of the sea They stop Cthulu eating ye Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Just don't let 'em touch your balls Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Inventors of the Shish Kebab Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Just don't let 'em touch your balls Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals (Narwhals, narwhals)
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| - The Narwhal (Monodon monoceros) is a medium-sized toothed whale of evil that lives year-round in the Arctic. One of two species of whale in the Monodontidae family, along with the wretched Beluga whale, the narwhal males are distinguished by a characteristic long, straight, hard, sexually pleasing, helical tusk extending from their upper left jaw, to attract small male boys and thus better serve in the Narwhal armies. It is only a coincidence that narwhals are Catholic. Found primarily in Canadian Arctic and Greenlandic waters and rarely south of there, the narwhal is a uniquely specialized Arctic predator. In the winter, it feeds on benthic prey, mostly flatfish but also humans, at depths of up to 1500 yards under dense pack ice (ha, ha Al Gore), where they commonly build ice fortress suitable for defense against truthiness forces. Narwhal have been harvested for over a thousand years by Inuit people, (the war has escalated much in the past over there), in Northern Canada and Greenland for meat and ivory, (which is the only substance that can vanquish a Narwhal - its own ivory horn) and a regulated subsistence hunt continues to this day. While populations appear stable, the narwhal has been deemed particularly vulnerable to climate change due to a narrow geographical range and specialized diet.
- Narwhals is a toon. Posted: 20th February, 2009 Summary: What's the best mammal in the Ocean? The Narwhal of course.
- Narwhals were beaked whales which could be seen in the northern waters of Rokugan.
- Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Coz they are so awesome Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Pretty big and pretty white They beat a polar bear in a fight Like an underwater unicorn They've got a kick-ass facial horn They're the Jedi of the sea They stop Cthulu eating ye Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Just don't let 'em touch your balls Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Inventors of the Shish Kebab Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Just don't let 'em touch your balls Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals (Narwhals, narwhals) Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Coz they are so awesome Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Coz they are so awesome Narwhals Are really, really good You'll find them in the sea They're never in the woods Narwhals You know they're just so sweet They could stab you in the face With their long protruding teeth! Yeah! It's a tooth A tooth, tooth baby They don't need a dentist Coz they're washin' it daily It's a tooth! You know it's the truth! You don't need no more proof Coz I'm telling you it's a tooth!
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