Grave Dancing is a craze seeping the nation of Anglaisland after some strange dudes in Plymouth misread the Bible again. Still, it's funny; throughout South-East England one can see graveyards full of disco balls and happy people; desecration is one small sacrifice for the happiness of our nation. On the other hand, this is hardly a dance, but rather a very grave matter. Now, where's my pin-shaped cannon ball? I want to collapse Hodgkins Trade Center.
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| - Grave Dancing is a craze seeping the nation of Anglaisland after some strange dudes in Plymouth misread the Bible again. Still, it's funny; throughout South-East England one can see graveyards full of disco balls and happy people; desecration is one small sacrifice for the happiness of our nation. On the other hand, this is hardly a dance, but rather a very grave matter. Now, where's my pin-shaped cannon ball? I want to collapse Hodgkins Trade Center.
- Grave Dancing is the latest dance craze to sweep the nation. It's a combination of everyone's favorite pastimes: dancing, making an ass out of yourself, and funeral services. Grave Dancing became popular when it was featured on America's favorite cultural embarrassment, American Idol. One participant did a particularly horrible rendition of the Beatles' classic song She Fell out of the Barn, onto the Rake of my Love and Simon Cowell said "Singing like that, dancing like that... you're dancing on Paul McCartney's grave!". Paula then told Simon that Paul McCartney "wasn't really dead, only dead inside", and they all had a real good laugh, because it's true.
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| - Grave Dancing is the latest dance craze to sweep the nation. It's a combination of everyone's favorite pastimes: dancing, making an ass out of yourself, and funeral services. Grave Dancing became popular when it was featured on America's favorite cultural embarrassment, American Idol. One participant did a particularly horrible rendition of the Beatles' classic song She Fell out of the Barn, onto the Rake of my Love and Simon Cowell said "Singing like that, dancing like that... you're dancing on Paul McCartney's grave!". Paula then told Simon that Paul McCartney "wasn't really dead, only dead inside", and they all had a real good laugh, because it's true. But little did they know that they had revived a dancing craze old as the hills. Since that appearance on American Idol, Grave Dancing was the biggest thing the country had seen since slavery. All across the nation you can see people taking their boomboxes with them to graveyards to dance on the burial plots of loved ones, kids they killed off in horrible fireworks accidents, and that creepy old guy from your childhood that always used to tell you to "stay out of his flowers" even though he didn't have any flowers.
- Grave Dancing is a craze seeping the nation of Anglaisland after some strange dudes in Plymouth misread the Bible again. Still, it's funny; throughout South-East England one can see graveyards full of disco balls and happy people; desecration is one small sacrifice for the happiness of our nation. On the other hand, this is hardly a dance, but rather a very grave matter. Now, where's my pin-shaped cannon ball? I want to collapse Hodgkins Trade Center.
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