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Steve: I'm the one they call a mystery Francine: They? Steve: I'm the one they call insane, oh Francine: Are we to blame? Oh, no Steve: If I told you once I told you twice Back up singers: We want it, we want it Steve: I'm no good Back up singers: I want it, I want it Steve: I know what's coming and I see the way Back up singers: He gets whatever he wants Steve: Ain't no other way to go Back up singers: Don't you ever tell him no Steve: When I want it, you buy it for me Back up singers: We got you in our aim, so pony up the dough Francine: Steve, you're the worst. Steve: You want the worst? 'Cause I'm the best