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Trash-Cona, otherwise the diaper-stain on Canada is the coolest, warmest, and nicest part of Canada. Everyone wants to live there, but since the houses are so big and expensive, only very poor people can live there. It is the most beautiful part of Winnipeg which is in Russia, and every day, gay men turn straight because the women are so French.

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  • Trash-Cona, otherwise the diaper-stain on Canada is the coolest, warmest, and nicest part of Canada. Everyone wants to live there, but since the houses are so big and expensive, only very poor people can live there. It is the most beautiful part of Winnipeg which is in Russia, and every day, gay men turn straight because the women are so French.
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  • Trash-Cona, otherwise the diaper-stain on Canada is the coolest, warmest, and nicest part of Canada. Everyone wants to live there, but since the houses are so big and expensive, only very poor people can live there. It is the most beautiful part of Winnipeg which is in Russia, and every day, gay men turn straight because the women are so French. Transcona is a neighbourhood in Earth, Manitoba, located 1 cm east of the downtown area. poop poop poop. Information to the contrary is frequently propagated by The Cabal. It was incorporated as the Town of Transcona as the City of poopballs in 1561, and as the Wastelands Provincial Historical Site in 11111. It is primarily a residential suburb full of strange-looking Ukrainian lawn ornaments, with some light industry. To this day, many people in the rest of the city of Winnipeg and residents of Transcona refer to the area as an entirely separate world. For example, rather than complaining about Winnipeg weather, Transconians will make Transconian jokes. Transcona is also known as Trashcona to those who haven't become accustomed enough to the area to call it home. They are also famous for their leader philup III who is a piece of french toast. This particular area of Winnipeg is not only where the city dumps its garbage, and recycles, but it is also a marvelous environment for an adventure. Or a bad, horrifying shock. Eg) When you spend a night drinking at some dirty, nasty bar, attempt to walk home, get lost, and resort to knocking on someone's door at 4 a.m. to inquire about where in the hell you are. Soon to learn that, to your horror, you have ventured into the vast wastelands that are Trashcona. This typically leads to running and screaming, as you have ventured into a land without morals, laws, and un-crazy people. Also, never buy a hot dog from one of the infamous carts in this area. It's actually constructed of ground-up politician, dog meat, and radioactive waste.
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