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Hello! My name is Lord Waltherington Spatula. You might have heard of me from either the news coverage of the tragic tram accident that lost me my arms, or the crown court trial where I was declared mentally incompetent after crashing a tram. I see you're interested in Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes. I was like you once, so very long ago. If you wish to learn as I did then there is only one way. Step forward, my lovely assistant, Oscar. “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” ~ Oscar Wilde “A poet can survive everything but a misprint.” ~ Oscar Wilde Oh shut up.

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  • Hello! My name is Lord Waltherington Spatula. You might have heard of me from either the news coverage of the tragic tram accident that lost me my arms, or the crown court trial where I was declared mentally incompetent after crashing a tram. I see you're interested in Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes. I was like you once, so very long ago. If you wish to learn as I did then there is only one way. Step forward, my lovely assistant, Oscar. “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” ~ Oscar Wilde “A poet can survive everything but a misprint.” ~ Oscar Wilde Oh shut up.
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  • Hello! My name is Lord Waltherington Spatula. You might have heard of me from either the news coverage of the tragic tram accident that lost me my arms, or the crown court trial where I was declared mentally incompetent after crashing a tram. I see you're interested in Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes. I was like you once, so very long ago. If you wish to learn as I did then there is only one way. Step forward, my lovely assistant, Oscar. “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” ~ Oscar Wilde He's such a card. Yes that's right, it turns out rumours of Oscar's death were greatly overstated as he's here, with me, in this booth, behind these curtains where you couldn't possibly see him. So, Oscar, why don't you tell everyone what they will need to get started? “Be warned in time, James, and remain, as I do, incomprehensible: to be great is to be misunderstood.” ~ Oscar Wilde I keep telling you, I'm not James, Walt Whitman or the deplorable condition of man. “A poet can survive everything but a misprint.” ~ Oscar Wilde Oh shut up.
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