Hello! My name is Lord Waltherington Spatula. You might have heard of me from either the news coverage of the tragic tram accident that lost me my arms, or the crown court trial where I was declared mentally incompetent after crashing a tram. I see you're interested in Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes. I was like you once, so very long ago. If you wish to learn as I did then there is only one way. Step forward, my lovely assistant, Oscar. “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” ~ Oscar Wilde “A poet can survive everything but a misprint.” ~ Oscar Wilde Oh shut up.
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